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What's up with that Orfeo?

What's up with that Orfeo?

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Well you asked for it and here it is.

He was a founding member of the contemelious clan, a thorn in the side of all wannabe leading clans. And they're all smart asses too.

Why kant tori read?

His forum title is too long.

He sits around quietly plotting stuff. Those quiet ones are always the worst. Ever hear the neighbor of a serial killer talking about what a loud rude neighbor he was? nope!

What's this guys problem?

edit : also his name sounds like a cookie made of two wafers surrounding a pile of smashed white lard. There's just something very wrong with that.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Well you asked for it and here it is.

He was a founding member of the contemelious clan, a thorn in the side of all wannabe leading clans. And they're all smart asses too.

Why kant tori read?

His forum title is too long.

He sits around quietly plotting stuff. Those quiet ones are always the worst. Ever hear the neighbor of a serial killer talking ...[text shortened]... o wafers surrounding a pile of smashed white lard. There's just something very wrong with that.
I agree, he should be beaten about the head and neck with a large squid. You'll notice that he is suspiciously nice to people as well. Nothing worse that a nice guy to really piss me off.

Plus, I didn't realize it until you pointed it out, but the whole cookie thing is getting to me too. Everytime I read his name I crave Oreos. The bastard must be stopped!

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Well you asked for it and here it is.

He was a founding member of the contemelious clan, a thorn in the side of all wannabe leading clans. And they're all smart asses too.

Why kant tori read?

His forum title is too long.

He sits around quietly plotting stuff. Those quiet ones are always the worst. Ever hear the neighbor of a serial killer talking ...[text shortened]... o wafers surrounding a pile of smashed white lard. There's just something very wrong with that.
'Y Kant Tori Read' - has anyone got any of their music, being a serious Tori fan, I still have yet to find any.

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Originally posted by Starrman
'Y Kant Tori Read' - has anyone got any of their music, being a serious Tori fan, I still have yet to find any.
You forgot to take a dig at orfeo you swine. Also darn him for making me want that music, because I can't find it either.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
You forgot to take a dig at orfeo you swine. Also darn him for making me want that music, because I can't find it either.

Nyxie
Oh, umm...sorry, allow me to rephrase...

Orfeo, you swine! Have you got any 'Y Kant Tori Read'?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Oh, umm...sorry, allow me to rephrase...

Orfeo, you swine! Have you got any 'Y Kant Tori Read'?
Go to hereinmyhead.com, follow the link to "Diagnosed Sounds" and you can download the whole album. Alternatively, go to eBay and cough up around $50 for a fake German version that every seller will insist is the real thing. Alternatively, go to eBay and cough up around $800 for the real thing.

Given that none of the money will go to the artist anyway, I chose the first option.

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PS I AM NOT A COOKIE!!!

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Smug know-it-all. 😉

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Smug know-it-all. 😉
Is there any other kind?

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Originally posted by orfeo
Is there any other kind?
There were the purple know-it-alls but they were all wiped out in the great malt explosion back of '48.

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Originally posted by orfeo
Is there any other kind?
That irratating butterfly, make it stop moving, it's distracting me!

O yeah know it all. Explain to me why rubber wears off tires but it does'nt build up on the road? Huh, go on.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
That irratating butterfly, make it stop moving, it's distracting me!

O yeah know it all. Explain to me why rubber wears off tires but it does'nt build up on the road? Huh, go on.
Entropy.

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Originally posted by orfeo
PS I AM NOT A COOKIE!!!
Your breath reeks of confections, cookie-face.

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Originally posted by orfeo
Entropy.
That explanation was too short so it must be wrong. Know-it-alls are suposed to be long winded and boorish.

Now explain why time is relevant to gravity. And do try harder this time.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
That explanation was too short so it must be wrong. Know-it-alls are suposed to be long winded and boorish.

Now explain why time is relevant to gravity. And do try harder this time.
time = tyme

tyme = tyne

The Tyne is a river. Rivers have water. Water is wet.

wet = the wetbacked salamander

And of course as everyone knows salamanders are native to areas with gravity.

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