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What's your ideal job?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
That would probably depend on the uniform. On the balance, probably a knight--they get knocked off pretty early in most games, so the chances of a rest would be good. Then again, perhaps a pawn would be the most restful position; especially with the regulation folding chair.
I think the rook would be easiest and most rewarding. They don't have to move much early on except to castle and be centralized. And you only have to move in straight lines. Although they don't usually get traded off early, it must be fun in the endgame to be the dominant piece picking off the little pawns.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The worst job of all must be the knight's horse (front or back end). Unless it is a hobby-horse, in which case being a knight would be plain undignified.

I know some people out there would jump at the chance of playing the queen.
Maybe the folding chair could serve as a horse.

I think I would like to be the king. I'd have to stay until the game is over, but I could just sit on my throne, and I assume I would have servants to move the throne if necessary.

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Originally posted by Nordlys

I think I would like to be the king. I'd have to stay until the game is over, but I could just sit on my throne, and I assume I would have servants to move the throne if necessary.
I'm very much afraid that instead of a throne you'd only have a more ornate folding chair--perhaps with tassels.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I'm very much afraid that instead of a throne you'd only have a more ornate folding chair--perhaps with tassels.
Well, as long as the folding chair is comfortable, that's okay.

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My ideal job would be the job I'm doing now....professional chess player..............

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every job i have ever had ,had a stack or pile of work to do.then you process or repair or cook or write or whatever ur job is that you do.then you put it into a different pile or stack or whatever
i want a job with no piles or stacks
if you have one that pays well pm me here lol

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Trophy wife. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Originally posted by mokko
Trophy wife. ๐Ÿ˜€
The offer was there...

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you better watch what you wish for-I found a lamp and wished to be in a room the size of a gym filled from floor to cealing with beer-and poof-now I work in a beer store and cant drink a drop!

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Originally posted by omnivore
...a room the size of a gym filled from floor to cealing with beer-and poof...
Couldn't you just visit a gay bar? ๐Ÿ˜ต

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Worst job?

Mmmmm Bowmann's babysitter?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I'm happy with what I'm doing at the moment.

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Which is???

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Originally posted by saffa73
Worst job?

Mmmmm Bowmann's babysitter?
Bowmanns trophy wife. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by Coconut
I want to go deal cards in Vegas.
There's an opening for you! Just tell the Casino manager at Queens that I sent you. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
My ideal job would be the job I'm doing now....professional chess player..............
Yeah, right!