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What's your ideal job?

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I am at a crossroads and torn between three options:
1. Sponge sorter in South West Florida.
2. Walmart greeter and/or cart jockey.
3. Drug dealing sheep pimp.

I'm leaning towards sponge sorter as I can't think of a job with less responsibility.

Assuming that you have to work and that you can't just be a burden on society, what would you f*ktards like to do for a living?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I am at a crossroads and torn between three options:
1. Sponge sorter in South West Florida.
2. Walmart greeter and/or cart jockey.
3. Drug dealing sheep pimp.

I'm leaning towards sponge sorter as I can't think of a job with less responsibility.

Assuming that you have to work and that you can't just be a burden on society, what would you f*ktards like to do for a living?
I'm happy with what I'm doing at the moment.

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Im happy as a code monkey/project manager. Although I would be happier as a chess professional, married to a sugar momma or at any high paying job w/o a large time commitments.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I'm happy with what I'm doing at the moment.

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chess?

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
What's your ideal job?
Blow/Hand 😀
That ain't no choice at all.

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I'm leaning towards sponge sorter as I can't think of a job with less responsibility.
I thought maybe you'd be a bone shiner.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
What's your ideal job?
Blow/Hand 😀
You forgot Rim.

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My ideal job.......being a personal trainer.

I enjoy working out and having a nice body, so helping others is always good.

The Great One has spoken.

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I'd like to be a life-size chess piece complete with uniform on a really big board in some historical town square. A folding chair would be a prerequisite.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I'd like to be a life-size chess piece complete with uniform on a really big board in some historical town square. A folding chair would be a prerequisite.
Which piece?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Which piece?
That would probably depend on the uniform. On the balance, probably a knight--they get knocked off pretty early in most games, so the chances of a rest would be good. Then again, perhaps a pawn would be the most restful position; especially with the regulation folding chair.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
That would probably depend on the uniform. On the balance, probably a knight--they get knocked off pretty early in most games, so the chances of a rest would be good. Then again, perhaps a pawn would be the most restful position; especially with the regulation folding chair.
I think the knight would require some acrobatic skill, as you need to be able to jump over other pieces. Even more so if you have to take your folding chair with you.

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I want to go deal cards in Vegas.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I think the knight would require some acrobatic skill, as you need to be able to jump over other pieces. Even more so if you have to take your folding chair with you.
The worst job of all must be the knight's horse (front or back end). Unless it is a hobby-horse, in which case being a knight would be plain undignified.

I know some people out there would jump at the chance of playing the queen.