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What's your porn name?

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To find out your ideal name for acting in porn movies, follow these steps:

1. Your first name is the name of a pet you have had, preferably the first.

2. Your last name is the name of the first street you can remember living in.

So mine for example is 'Sparky Rayfield', because i had a dog named Sparky and from the ages of 2 to 9 i lived in Rayfield Ave.

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Fish Woodmere

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Originally posted by dfm65
To find out your ideal name for acting in porn music, follow these steps:

1. Your first name is the name of a pet you have had, preferably the first.

2. Your last name is the name of the first street you can remember living in.

So mine for example is 'Sparky Rayfield', because i had a dog named Sparky and from the ages of 2 to 9 i lived in Rayfield Ave.
Mine would be:

Pooter McGuire

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Originally posted by dfm65
To find out your ideal name for acting in porn music, follow these steps:

1. Your first name is the name of a pet you have had, preferably the first.

2. Your last name is the name of the first street you can remember living in.

So mine for example is 'Sparky Rayfield', because i had a dog named Sparky and from the ages of 2 to 9 i lived in Rayfield Ave.
mmm... mine would be Sugar Dutchess .. which doesn`t quite fit...

erm Tiger was the name of my other dog so i`ll take that one

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"Trillian Urbandale". Kind of distinguished in a pretentious but gender-confused way.

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Yogi Kingstown

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Originally posted by dfm65
To find out your ideal name for acting in porn music, follow these steps:

1. Your first name is the name of a pet you have had, preferably the first.

2. Your last name is the name of the first street you can remember living in.

So mine for example is 'Sparky Rayfield', because i had a dog named Sparky and from the ages of 2 to 9 i lived in Rayfield Ave.
Sandy 116th Street


Doesn't quite ring, does it?

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Sunny Lincoln

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Muckel Gluck. Hey, that sounds kind of cool. Or very ridiculous. 🙂

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Sirus Bonnyton Drive

Damn...that's bad.

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Originally posted by dfm65
To find out your ideal name for acting in porn music, follow these steps:

1. Your first name is the name of a pet you have had, preferably the first.

2. Your last name is the name of the first street you can remember living in.

So mine for example is 'Sparky Rayfield', because i had a dog named Sparky and from the ages of 2 to 9 i lived in Rayfield Ave.
Oh, I forgot to ask.

How the fudge do you act in "porn music"?!? Is there supposed to be a slash in there somewhere?

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Dude....

I would be Boomer Rockdale!!!

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Bunty Podsmead!?!?

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Mine is Star Adam

My gf's is Pedro Davidsons

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moshchopps francklin, dosnt hav a gud ring doe it?