What's your porn name?

Either Captain Gore or Captain Crescent, can't remember which road was first.

First pet was a mouse called Captain Scarlet 😳

Spose I cd have Scarlet Gore, thats not very nice tho

Tally Ho Sacromento 😳

Jack Lawrie...................... sounds almost normal.

Cheetah Denne 😕

Originally posted by Crowley
Cheetah Denne 😕

Rufus Arbour. That's not a name.

Wow...really had to dig through the memory banks for this one.

Sylvester Shaftsbury

MÅ¥HÅRM

Originally posted by Mayharm
Wow...really had to dig through the memory banks for this one.

Sylvester Shaftsbury

MÅ¥HÅRM

With pet-street I'm Woody Thornhill !!

With pet-maiden name I'm Woody Parkes !!

Bunty Merrington.

Actually that doesn't sound like a porn star name at all, it sounds much more like the name of a secondary character from Miss Marple.

lol mine would be Poppy Succoth

I hate playing this game because I have probably got the dullest one ever - Peter Ridgeway

i never had a pet, so it would be "anon woodside".

if i was, however, to name me after my favourite cuddy toy* i would be either "mousie woodside" or "jerry woodside" (i could never decide on it's name...)

*that is to say, my first favourite. when i was young, mousie/jerry was my favourite. it's now spitfire.

Humphrey Christ

Originally posted by jfkjmh
Humphrey Christ