when her snores sound like a train in a tunnel...

i get up and write down the notes for a theme score...

When her snores sound like a train in a tunnel
I realize she ain't snoring, just scuba diving
under the blankets, close to my waist
and it's an echo, echo, echo.
I must visit the proctologist soon.

Originally posted by rookie54
i get up and write down the notes for a theme score...

Snoring is the sweetest sound on earth. Ask any widow.

I'm all for separate bedrooms between midnight and dawn.

Originally posted by drewnogal
I'm all for separate bedrooms between midnight and dawn.

Originally posted by drewnogal
I'm all for separate bedrooms between midnight and dawn.

I press my good ear into the pillow, the deaf ear up.

I can hear the snores of a neighbour,
no I don't live in a tent,
sounds like a camel eating crinkly crisps,
obliged for letting me vent.

Edit: True story.