when her snores sound like a train in a tunnel...

when her snores sound like a train in a tunnel...

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free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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03 Feb 17

i get up and write down the notes for a theme score...

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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03 Feb 17

When her snores sound like a train in a tunnel
I realize she ain't snoring, just scuba diving
under the blankets, close to my waist
and it's an echo, echo, echo.
I must visit the proctologist soon.

looking for loot

western colorado

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04 Feb 17

Originally posted by rookie54
i get up and write down the notes for a theme score...
The bad comes with the good. You seem to be handling this with good attitude. I wonder what she puts up with from you.

Australia

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04 Feb 17

Snoring is the sweetest sound on earth. Ask any widow.

Constant Gardener

The Plot

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I'm all for separate bedrooms between midnight and dawn.

F

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04 Feb 17

Originally posted by drewnogal
I'm all for separate bedrooms between midnight and dawn.
Take it to the thread about Population Control, spanky! 😛

Gothenburg

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Originally posted by drewnogal
I'm all for separate bedrooms between midnight and dawn.
Agree, and with en suite bathrooms.

Suitable for old people - nothing that I would have liked when I was young.

Ãœber-Nerd

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04 Feb 17

I press my good ear into the pillow, the deaf ear up.

The Ghost Chamber

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I can hear the snores of a neighbour,
no I don't live in a tent,
sounds like a camel eating crinkly crisps,
obliged for letting me vent.

Edit: True story.