This morning, I had a disconcerting close encounter with one of my neighbours, who I'm convinced is one of the living dead. His house is earily quite, his grass always long and I've never seen anyone come out during the day. Otherwise, the undead make good neighbours... quite... still I'm concerned.
This morning I couldn't sleep and got up to take the dog for a walk at about 5:3 - 6am. I turned right out of my house and walked behind my neighbours black SUV parked in his driveway one to collide full into him. Suh-weet Jeeez-Hus! I can't begin to describe the horror of this attack... he is about 6', skinny, glow in the dark white and was wearing only light green hospital type pants. I almost crapped my shorts and when I ran into him he made as sort of 'URRRGHHHH!" noise... I was expecting his next words to be 'Brains... must eat your brain'! I quickly disengaged myself, muttered a hasty apology and, with a shudder, put as much distance between the undead and myself as possible.
This incident has left me shaken and I need your help. How should I protect myself from future attacks by the living dead? It's only a matter of time before I find him covered with human gore and pressed up against my living room window trying to get in. What should I do? Please help me!
Originally posted by Hand of HecateCarry a cross and stake?
This morning, I had a disconcerting close encounter with one of my neighbours, who I'm convinced is one of the living dead. His house is earily quite, his grass always long and I've never seen anyone come out during the day. Otherwise, the undead make good neighbours... quite... still I'm concerned.
This morning I couldn't sleep and got up to tak ...[text shortened]... p against my living room window trying to get in. What should I do? Please help me!
Originally posted by Hand of HecateStart a self-help group together with RookRAK.
This morning, I had a disconcerting close encounter with one of my neighbours, who I'm convinced is one of the living dead. His house is earily quite, his grass always long and I've never seen anyone come out during the day. Otherwise, the undead make good neighbours... quite... still I'm concerned.
This morning I couldn't sleep and got up to tak ...[text shortened]... p against my living room window trying to get in. What should I do? Please help me!
Originally posted by Hand of HecateFirst off start walking your dog in the back yard.
This morning I couldn't sleep and got up to take the dog for a walk at about 5:3 - 6am. I turned right out of my house and walked behind my neighbours black SUV parked in his driveway one to collide full into him.
This incident has left me shaken and I need your help. How should I protect myself from future attacks by the living dead?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI'd go all Evil Dead II on his ass; chainsaw and a fistful of boomstick 😠
This morning, I had a disconcerting close encounter with one of my neighbours, who I'm convinced is one of the living dead. His house is earily quite, his grass always long and I've never seen anyone come out during the day. Otherwise, the undead make good neighbours... quite... still I'm concerned.
This morning I couldn't sleep and got up to tak ...[text shortened]... p against my living room window trying to get in. What should I do? Please help me!
Originally posted by KurtHoeghI have found an invaluable guide at: http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/
I think that Garlic is for Werewolves? And unless your neighbor is a vampire, stakes and crosses won't work either. I'm in favor of the Evil Dead 2 approach as well. But do it in style and finish him off with a crossbow.
Hopefully this will give me some guidance as, with few exceptions, y'all appear to be zombie fodder or actual undead yourselves. You're advice is about as useful as hiding under a desk during a thermonuclear attack.
Edit: Shotguns seem to be the best approach.
