When you order food

...you can be sure someone will spit into it, shake off the ashes, and will put their hands in their arrs before rolling pizza dough out or taking bagels to make a sandwich.
If it is Chinese food, so be prepared for cat's or dog's cræp in it, plus boogers and phlegm.

In take-away curries and Mexican chilies upu also get cigarette butts.
Bon appetite.

Originally posted by vandervelde
...you can be sure someone will spit into it, shake off the ashes, and will put their hands in their arrs before rolling pizza dough out or taking bagels to make a sandwich.
If it is Chinese food, so be prepared for cat's or dog's cræp in it, plus boogers and phlegm.

In take-away curries and Mexican chilies upu also get cigarette butts.
Bon appetite.

I once ate a cat turd

Originally posted by vandervelde
...you can be sure someone will spit into it, shake off the ashes, and will put their hands in their arrs before rolling pizza dough out or taking bagels to make a sandwich.
If it is Chinese food, so be prepared for cat's or dog's cræp in it, plus boogers and phlegm.

In take-away curries and Mexican chilies upu also get cigarette butts.
Bon appetite.

I rather eat ordered food than shake your hand.

Originally posted by vandervelde
...you can be sure someone will spit into it, shake off the ashes, and will put their hands in their arrs before rolling pizza dough out or taking bagels to make a sandwich.
If it is Chinese food, so be prepared for cat's or dog's cræp in it, plus boogers and phlegm.

In take-away curries and Mexican chilies upu also get cigarette butts.
Bon appetite.

Just stop eating and you won't have the problem.

If this is too hard for you try eating for one person, only, and you may find a lot of your problems vanish.

Originally posted by Kegge
I rather eat ordered food than shake your hand.

Hi Ulffie, hvordan har du det? Oh yeah, with your right hand...
You´re punished enough with your own face and hands. I can only imagine how it smells after wænkin´ off.

Originally posted by vandervelde
Hi Ulffie, hvordan har du det? Oh yeah, with your right hand...
You´re punished enough with your own face and hands. I can only imagine how it smells after wænkin´ off.

You are still butthurt for me calling you a whiner, aren't you. What are you, twelve?