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...you can be sure someone will spit into it, shake off the ashes, and will put their hands in their arrs before rolling pizza dough out or taking bagels to make a sandwich.
If it is Chinese food, so be prepared for cat's or dog's cræp in it, plus boogers and phlegm.
In take-away curries and Mexican chilies upu also get cigarette butts.
Bon appetite.
Originally posted by vanderveldeI once ate a cat turd
...you can be sure someone will spit into it, shake off the ashes, and will put their hands in their arrs before rolling pizza dough out or taking bagels to make a sandwich.
If it is Chinese food, so be prepared for cat's or dog's cræp in it, plus boogers and phlegm.
In take-away curries and Mexican chilies upu also get cigarette butts.
Bon appetite.
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Originally posted by vanderveldeI rather eat ordered food than shake your hand.
...you can be sure someone will spit into it, shake off the ashes, and will put their hands in their arrs before rolling pizza dough out or taking bagels to make a sandwich.
If it is Chinese food, so be prepared for cat's or dog's cræp in it, plus boogers and phlegm.
In take-away curries and Mexican chilies upu also get cigarette butts.
Bon appetite.
11 Apr 17
Originally posted by vanderveldeJust stop eating and you won't have the problem.
...you can be sure someone will spit into it, shake off the ashes, and will put their hands in their arrs before rolling pizza dough out or taking bagels to make a sandwich.
If it is Chinese food, so be prepared for cat's or dog's cræp in it, plus boogers and phlegm.
In take-away curries and Mexican chilies upu also get cigarette butts.
Bon appetite.
If this is too hard for you try eating for one person, only, and you may find a lot of your problems vanish.
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12 Apr 17
Originally posted by vanderveldeYou are still butthurt for me calling you a whiner, aren't you. What are you, twelve?
Hi Ulffie, hvordan har du det? Oh yeah, with your right hand...
You´re punished enough with your own face and hands. I can only imagine how it smells after wænkin´ off.