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Where are all the tarts?

Where are all the tarts?

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I haven't had a jam tart in ages! 😵

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I had one yesterday.
Get off your lazy artist arse and make one (or get your mum to).

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Originally posted by Varg
I had one yesterday.
Get off your lazy artist arse and make one (or get your mum to).
I haven't got the ingrediants 🙁
and I don't live with my mum so she won't make one.
You could though and send it me 😀

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Ingredients:
Flour
Margarine
Water

Jam

Easy enough?

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Originally posted by Varg
Ingredients:
Flour
Margarine
Water

Jam

Easy enough?
Haven't you heard? He's too depressed to go shopping for such things.

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...darn..i thought this thread was about women...you want confectionary tarts...( sigh )...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...darn..i thought this thread was about women...you want confectionary tarts...( sigh )...
Why would a fish be interested in women?

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...we see all their ankles in the tide pools and we are very interested...

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i had three jammy dodgers today.

mmmm

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Originally posted by murrow
i had three jammy dodgers today.

mmmm
With ant sauce?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Haven't you heard? He's too depressed to go shopping for such things.
Shut up, it's not the depression that stops me going out, it's the sickness that is caused from that.

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There was a custard tart in our fridge today but its gone now!

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
There was a custard tart in our fridge today but its gone now!
Damn !

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
Damn !
😲

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Shut up, it's not the depression that stops me going out, it's the sickness that is caused from that.
You are sick.