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Where do you wake up each day ?

Where do you wake up each day ?

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Weekends it could be anywhere.... once I woke up in a tube slide in just my Jockey's... drunk as a skunk.

Hopefully these days are behind me.

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Where do you wake up each day ?

Your mum's.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Where do you wake up each day ?

Your mum's.

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OLD SCHOOL!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Where do you wake up each day ?

Your mum's.

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HA! So witty! Must.. not... beat... Phlabibit... with his... own spleen.

Go crawl back into your little mod hole and suck eggs, retard.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
HA! So witty! Must.. not... beat... Phlabibit... with his... own spleen.

Go crawl back into your little mod hole and suck eggs retard.
what are eggs retard?

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Originally posted by uzless
what are eggs retard?
Corrected for the slow amongst us.

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i used to wake up in random doorways and jail cells in my misguided youth, however, now I just wake up in random corners of the living room and the hall. It's easier to start again the next day that way, the fridge is there, and I don't have to get permission to leave the room. Most of the time. Sometimes my girlfriend doesn't let me leave the room even when she's watching Emmerdale which sucks. But other than that I can do what I like.

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
i used to wake up in random doorways and jail cells in my misguided youth, however, now I just wake up in random corners of the living room and the hall. It's easier to start again the next day that way, the fridge is there, and I don't have to get permission to leave the room. Most of the time. Sometimes my girlfriend doesn't let me leave the room even when she's watching Emmerdale which sucks. But other than that I can do what I like.
Anyone ever write all over your face, rummy?

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Originally posted by uzless
what are eggs retard?
Like eggs benedict, but they take longer to make.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Like eggs benedict, but they take longer to make.
at the pawn shop

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Originally posted by mochiron
at the pawn shop
I don't get it...

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Originally posted by Starrman
I don't get it...
He pawned his eggs to get more crack.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Anyone ever write all over your face, rummy?

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no, actually. come to think of it, i've never been stung by any of the classics. i've gotten other people with the ol' peanut butter and shaving foam tricks, had limited results from the warm water trick, and gotten some very funny photos. but no, i'm the type to keep my wits about me mostly.