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Where the $#% is Kimberley, WI....

Where the $#% is Kimberley, WI....

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and why should I move there?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
and why should I move there?
Good cheese?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
and why should I move there?
It would raise the property values of the city you're leaving. 😛

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
and why should I move there?
101 miles from my house. Run. Far.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
and why should I move there?
well-it really all started with your friends at school. you see, you got in with the wrong lot of friends. you got bullied a lot (was it the glasses? the lack of washing? the obvious intelligence and eagerness to learn?) and this hit your confidence hard. your friends were the same. often labeled geeks, you were all academically confident, but socially you were reclusees. you spent hours upon hours every day in your room, reading. learning. contrary to common belief, this is often harmful in later life (as you have found out).

In school, you excelled academically. a straight-A's student, you could beat everyone at chess. you were, undoubtably, a genius. your friends pushed you further though. at their bidding, you persuaded your parents to but you a computer. you learned to program. by the end of school you had mastered a half-dozen languages, and, one disaster after another, were on your way to study computing at MIT.

after graduating with a phd, you had as many friends as years you spent at university. you thesis, on 'What is meant by "the Disappearing Computer"?', was critically acclaimed and has led to an offer of a position as a research fellow at Kimberley University, Kimberley, WI.

to add salt to the wound, you wife has threatened to leave you if you go, and your parents are talking about giving your million-dollar inheritance to the rev R B Hill, a television preacher from mexico.

and it's all because you tried at school 🙁

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It is up near Harrison, WI north of Milwaukee. Kind of between Green Bay and Milwaukee ...

About 170 miles north of my house.

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Originally posted by genius
well-it really all started with your friends at school. you see, you got in with the wrong lot of friends. you got bullied a lot (was it the glasses? the lack of washing? the obvious intelligence and eagerness to learn?) and this hit your confidence hard. your friends were the same. often labeled geeks, you were all academically confident, but socially you we ...[text shortened]... B Hill, a television preacher from mexico.

and it's all because you tried at school 🙁
Yeah, that story is really believable.

Like HoH could beat everyone at chess... 😉

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
and why should I move there?
You would be close to me.

Buy land for hunting and I'll be yer bestest friend.


RTh

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Originally posted by ark13
Yeah, that story is really believable.

Like HoH could beat everyone at chess... 😉
i decided to skip the bit about the early-mid-life-crisis, and about his life in the wilderness, and constantly giving a hand with childbirth...

it was there that his chess playing skills fell to what they ashamedly are now.

(actually, his school was $£&😵

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http://www.vokimberly.org/vokimberly/parks+and+recreation/default.asp

Oooooh, too bad you just missed Paperfest! But look on the bright side -- at least it's easy to spell and pronounce! It took me two years to learn how to say Gemuetlichkeit and I still have to look it up to spell it!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
and why should I move there?
You shoudn't. Keep out of my state. We don't want your kind round here.

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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
About 170 miles north of my house.
He asked why he should move there. 😉