@Pianoman1 saidI expect @KellyJay will be along in a moment to tell you there is no such thing as 500 million years ago and God made two chickens first.
@LemonStrike
Eggs.
Dinosaurs laid eggs 500 million years ago, predating chickens.
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@Pianoman1 saidCome on…what do you really think?π€
Kelly jay is a bollock-faced foghorn of ignorance disabled by stupidity and naivety.
@Great-Big-Stees saidThat joke is too complicated for a Monday.
A chicken and a pig were sitting on the tracks
Talking’ about their legs
Along came the 1909
Toot, toot
Ham and eggs
Ergo, chicken came first.π€
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidA man lay down by a sewer
That joke is too complicated for a Monday.
And by that sewer he died
And at the coroners own request
They called it sewerside.
Oh it ain’t gonna rain no more, no more…