Which would you prefer

Nietzsche1844

yes

General

11 Oct 05 18:31

darvlay

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11 Oct 05 19:06

Sorry. That was uncalled for. I don't know what came over me there.

Nietzsche1844

yes

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Moves: 110748

11 Oct 05 19:07

lol...the back.

corona or a Budweiser

darvlay

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11 Oct 05 19:10

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Originally posted by Nietzsche1844
lol...the back.

corona or a Budweiser

Corona.

Eat a light bulb or perform your own circumcision?

rbmorris

Vampyroteuthis

Infernalis

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Moves: 104325

11 Oct 05 20:06

Originally posted by darvlay
Corona.

Eat a light bulb or perform your own circumcision?

Eat a lightbulb.

Bishop or Knight?

Nietzsche1844

yes

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Moves: 110748

11 Oct 05 20:13

Bishop

eating roasted chicken or eating a NY steak

darvlay

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Moves: 45179

11 Oct 05 20:17

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Originally posted by Nietzsche1844
Bishop

eating roasted chicken or eating a NY steak

A NY steak.

Charged with statutory rape or charged with sexual assault?

Hand of Hecate

Thug

Playing with matches

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Moves: 14634

11 Oct 05 20:43

Originally posted by darvlay
A NY steak.

Charged with statutory rape or charged with sexual assault?

Sexual assault. This has less likelihood of getting you set up as a registered sex offender. Plus, juries are more sympathetic to child molestation and I can beat the rap on rape.

Which would you prefer:
1. Being buggered with a baseball by a Belgian.
2. Sodomized with soap in the shower by a Swede.

rhb

Ginger Scum

Paranoia

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Moves: 15902

11 Oct 05 22:48

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Sexual assault. This has less likelihood of getting you set up as a registered sex offender. Plus, juries are more sympathetic to child molestation and I can beat the rap on rape.

Which would you prefer:
1. Being buggered with a baseball by a Belgian.
2. Sodomized with soap in the shower by a Swede.

Having experienced both. I'd go with #1 again if I had to choose.

Swimming for your life or running for your life?

darvlay

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Moves: 45179

11 Oct 05 22:50

Originally posted by rhb
Having experienced both. I'd go with #1 again if I had to choose.

Swimming for your life or running for your life?

Running for your life. I don't swim that well.

Death by starvation or death by being eaten?

zakkwylder

Mouth for war

Burlington, KY

Joined: 10 Jan 04
Moves: 60789

11 Oct 05 22:51

Originally posted by darvlay
Running for your life. I don't swim that well.

Death by starvation or death by being eaten?

Starvation.

Death from extreme heat or extreme cold?

Starrman

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Moves: 31382

11 Oct 05 22:52

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Originally posted by rhb
Having experienced both. I'd go with #1 again if I had to choose.

Swimming for your life or running for your life?

EDIT: Bah!

Starrman

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Moves: 31382

11 Oct 05 22:54

Originally posted by zakkwylder
Starvation.

Death from extreme heat or extreme cold?

Extreme Cold, less painful.

Glorious death or pitiful life?

Bowmann

Non-Subscriber

RHP IQ

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11 Oct 05 22:54

Originally posted by darvlay
Running for your life.

Why his?

darvlay

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Moves: 45179

11 Oct 05 22:56

Originally posted by Bowmann
Why his?

I've been Bowmannised(TM).

darvlay

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Moves: 45179

11 Oct 05 22:57

Originally posted by Starrman
Extreme Cold, less painful.

Glorious death or pitiful life?

Glorious death all the way. Preferrably in a mountain of drugs, alcohol and hookers.

Spit or swallow?