Which would you prefer

Originally posted by Nietzsche1844
you did not post a question.


Spend one night with Shakira or Jennifer Lopez?😛

I'd have to go with J-Lo, even though Shakira is better looking. And yes, I would try and get her pregnant.

Suicide or Alzheimers?

Originally posted by darvlay
I'd have to go with J-Lo, even though Shakira is better looking. And yes, I would try and get her pregnant.

Suicide or Alzheimers?

Suicide without question. I'm enough of a drooling moron as it is, I don't want to go out unable to remember how to take a sh!t by myself.

Married or single for life?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Suicide without question. I'm enough of a drooling moron as it is, I don't want to go out unable to remember how to take a sh!t by myself.

Married or single for life?

Single for life, although I'm slightly miffed that partnered for life isn't there.

Sandstorm or monsoon?

Originally posted by Starrman
Single for life, although I'm slightly miffed that partnered for life isn't there.

Sandstorm or monsoon?

monsoon...I swim well

black or white?

Originally posted by xs
monsoon...I swim well

black or white?

Black, so it won't stain when I spill my coffee.

Death by gunshot wound or stabbing?

Originally posted by zakkwylder
Black, so it won't stain when I spill my coffee.

Death by gunshot wound or stabbing?

Stabbing if I get to do it to you, gunshot if vice versa.

Repeated tazering of your testicles or a hot piece of piano wire in the eye.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Stabbing if I get to do it to you

I'm touched.
It even brought a tear to my eye.:'(

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Stabbing if I get to do it to you, gunshot if vice versa.

Repeated tazering of your testicles or a hot piece of piano wire in the eye.

tazering, after the first you wouldn't feel the rest

Laser, phazer, tazer, or mazer?

Originally posted by Starrman
tazering, after the first you wouldn't feel the rest

Laser, phazer, tazer, or mazer?

Based on your tazering observation, I think thats the best approach.


Buggered with a jumbo sized hot curling iron or having your penis sawed off with a dull metal file.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Based on your tazering observation, I think thats the best approach.


Buggered with a jumbo sized hot curling iron or having your penis sawed off with a dull metal file.

sawing, the other would definitely kill you, at least you have some chance this way, small though it is.

Ham or cheese?

Originally posted by Starrman
sawing, the other would definitely kill you, at least you have some chance this way, small though it is.

Ham or cheese?

Cheese. Especially if it's that crappy wet, oily ham you get at the grocery store delis.

Massive cocaine seizure or alcohol poisoning?

Originally posted by darvlay
Cheese. Especially if it's that crappy wet, oily ham you get at the grocery store delis.

Massive cocaine seizure or alcohol poisoning?

cocaine seizure, trust me, it's a whole lot less painful

Crying like a baby in front of your mates or watching a mate cry like a baby

Originally posted by Starrman
cocaine seizure, trust me, it's a whole lot less painful

Crying like a baby in front of your mates or watching a mate cry like a baby

Watching a mate cry like a baby, specially if I was the one who made him cry.

Running naked through your office on a busy and stressful day, or having an aneurysm on the office toilet while constipated and you have a halfy hanging out?

Originally posted by darvlay
Cheese. Especially if it's that crappy wet, oily ham you get at the grocery store delis.

Massive cocaine seizure or alcohol poisoning?

Cocaine seizure because you've worked for it.

In a duel to the death, chose your weapon: giant fuzzy dice soaked in concentrated hydroflouric acid, a couple of large oranges with razor blades stuck in the rind, a sack of kittens with ninja training or an enormous glow in the dark dildo?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Cocaine seizure because you've worked for it.

In a duel to the death, chose your weapon: giant fuzzy dice soaked in concentrated hydroflouric acid, a couple of large oranges with razor blades stuck in the rind, a sack of kittens with ninja training or an enormous glow in the dark dildo?

You're too late I beat you! Wah! With an enormous glow in the dark dildo! DooF!

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