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Who else has a cold house?

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Ten degrees C in my lounge. I think I need to move house.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Ten degrees C in my lounge. I think I need to move house.
Leave the house where it is and get another one.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Ten degrees C in my lounge. I think I need to move house.
Buy a heater.

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The problem may be the lounge faces to the north which for you would be the direction with the least amount of sunlight and the most cold northern winds. Here's a simple fix:

Dig a trench 8 feet wide and 10 feet deep completely around the house.

Drive hoisting timbers (rated capacity 2 tons each) completely across the narrow dimension of the house, about 4 feet deep and spaced every 6 feet.

Bring in a 50 ton capacity hoist crane. To be on the safe side order an additional 10 ton counterweight.

Strap up the crane to each of the ends of the timbers.

The next 3 steps must NOT be rushed. Estimated time in parentheses.

Lift house about 6 feet off the ground. (2 days)

Turn house 180 degrees (4-5 days)

Lower house. (2 days)

Remove straps and return crane to the rental center.

Fill in the trench. Hoisting timbers can remain in place and be buried.

Replant any roses or shrubbery damaged or uprooted.

Enjoy your warmer room.

from National Lampoon

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
The problem may be the lounge faces to the north which for you would be the direction with the least amount of sunlight and the most cold northern winds. Here's a simple fix:

Dig a trench 8 feet wide and 10 feet deep completely around the house.

Drive hoisting timbers (rated capacity 2 tons each) completely across the narrow dimension of the house, ...[text shortened]... any roses or shrubbery damaged or uprooted.

Enjoy your warmer room.

from National Lampoon
It is a listed building so I can't follow your advice.

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Originally posted by Kegge
Buy a heater.
Gas fire on full pelt for one and a half hours has brought temperature up to 14 degrees.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Ten degrees C in my lounge. I think I need to move house.
You need to hire an exorcist.... you're lounge is obviously haunted by all those poor animals you had to kill to make all those nasty Sicilian Sausages.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Ten degrees C in my lounge. I think I need to move house.
Just dig a hole in the ground and let the house settle, it will stay at 10 degrees C all year round without heating or air conditioning. You could install a big hydraulic elevator in the center of the house for times when the weather is nice, then take it down about 20 feet when it gets cold, and a lid goes over the house with about 4 feet of insulation and enjoy your energy free climate inside.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Just dig a hole in the ground and let the house settle, it will stay at 10 degrees C all year round without heating or air conditioning. You could install a big hydraulic elevator in the center of the house for times when the weather is nice, then take it down about 20 feet when it gets cold, and a lid goes over the house with about 4 feet of insulation and enjoy your energy free climate inside.
Shouldn't this be in the science forum?

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Me and Sonhouse are going to start an Engineering Projects Forum! 🙄

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Ten degrees C in my lounge. I think I need to move house.
Dude,

That is not a house, it is a colander.
Were you not born with the skills every man is born with?

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Me and Sonhouse are going to start an Engineering Projects Forum! 🙄
Neat idea!

(* should be posted in Site Ideas *)

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Ten degrees C in my lounge. I think I need to move house.
get a woodburning stove, i did, its 120 in the shade, 2 Celsius outside and i need to
open a window.

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Who else has a cold house?

Eskimos have cold houses as they are made from snow which is cold.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
The problem may be the lounge faces to the north which for you would be the direction with the least amount of sunlight and the most cold northern winds. Here's a simple fix:

Dig a trench 8 feet wide and 10 feet deep completely around the house.

Drive hoisting timbers (rated capacity 2 tons each) completely across the narrow dimension of the house, ...[text shortened]... any roses or shrubbery damaged or uprooted.

Enjoy your warmer room.

from National Lampoon
Great idea, Moose, but wouldn't the buried hoisting timbers attract termites?

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