Who else wants to see the witch kick the bucket?

Originally posted by Seitse
Did you leave your white van unattended? Hurry, it will be stolen by
some brown devil. Glass him! Quick!

I love it when you use the "white van" pun-thing; you really should use it more often.

Originally posted by C J Horse
What's it got to do with you, you disgusting foreign oik?

lol

Thanks for making my evening.

Originally posted by divegeester
I love it when you use the "white van" pun-thing; you really should use it more often.

Dive, buddy, it is time for us to have a serious chat. Listen to me,
please, and believe me when I tell you this with all the love I can
muster:

No matter how you look and act and how people perceive you, and
what you have gone through, you can make friends outside of the
internet. You can do it.

Trust me on this one.

Originally posted by Seitse
Dive, buddy, it is time for us to have a serious chat. Listen to me,
please, and believe me when I tell you this with all the love I can
muster:

No matter how you look and act and how people perceive you, and
what you have gone through, you [b]can make friends outside of the
internet. You can do it.

Trust me on this one.[/b]

Are you going to use the "chav" pun, the "puppet" pun or the "unemployed" pun next?

Originally posted by divegeester
Are you going to use the "chav" pun or the "unemployed" pun next?

Try making some friends in real life. It's not too late. You are much more
than what people can see on the outside. Love you.

Originally posted by Seitse
Try making some friends in real life. It's not too late. You are much more
than what people can see on the outside. Love you.

Is this "friends" thing the next exciting installation into your edgy comedic repertoire?

Originally posted by divegeester
Is this "friends" thing the next exciting installation into your edgy comedic repertoire?

I see it hurts. You must be insecure about something.

But trust me, things have changed. Nobody will judge you. Try to make
some friends in real life.

Originally posted by Seitse
I see it hurts. You must be insecure about something.

But trust me, things have changed. Nobody will judge you. Try to make
some friends in real life.

I'm bewildered by that phrase "try to make friends".
Do normal people really have to try?

I think anyone using the phrase doesn't know how friendships are made.

Originally posted by wolfgang59

Do normal people really have to try?

1. You are correct.

2. You hit the nail in the head.

Originally posted by Seitse
I can't wait...

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-38354407

She works very hard and has has great genes. Her mother lived until she was 101. You'll possibly kick the bucket before her.

Originally posted by drewnogal
She works very hard and has has great genes. Her mother lived until she was 101. You'll possibly kick the bucket before her.

Your wish has been noted.

Thank you.

Originally posted by Seitse
Your wish has been noted.

Thank you.

That's about as stupid as me holding you responsible for the Queen's heavy cold or Zara nee Phillip's miscarriage. Stop being so over sensitive whenever you don't get the response you expect for your impulsive, shocking threads. Learn to take it - you dish it out often enough.

Originally posted by drewnogal
That's about as stupid as me holding you responsible for the Queen's heavy cold or Zara nee Phillip's miscarriage. Stop being so over sensitive whenever you don't get the response you expect for your impulsive, shocking threads. Learn to take it - you dish it out often enough.

I'm impulsive and shocking. Just ask my wife. 😉

But I'm as serious as a heart attack too.

Originally posted by drewnogal
That's about as stupid as me holding you responsible for the Queen's heavy cold or Zara nee Phillip's miscarriage. Stop being so over sensitive whenever you don't get the response you expect for your impulsive, shocking threads. Learn to take it - you dish it out often enough.

I'll brush aside your misunderstanding of my post's animus.

Just because you brought up the miscarriage. Have you seen that bloke's face????? That miscarriage *IS* a Christmas miracle, pure mercy!!!!!

Originally posted by Seitse
I'll brush aside your misunderstanding of my post's animus.

Just because you brought up the miscarriage. Have you seen that bloke's face????? That miscarriage *IS* a Christmas miracle, pure mercy!!!!!

So you've never played rugby? What was your sport in your youth?