Ironmen 1-30 were exterminated in a laboratory experiment gone wrong in Utah, but 31 escaped by uploading himself to this site at the last second. Unfortunately he was trapped here, and he now communicates entirely in binary code translated into algebraic notation which is continuously misinterpreted by people as games of chess. His 800th victory was actually a request for medical attention, a blow-up doll and a nice plate of asparagus.
Originally posted by AmauroteAh, at last, a sensible answer!
Ironmen 1-30 were exterminated in a laboratory experiment gone wrong in Utah, but 31 escaped by uploading himself to this site at the last second. Unfortunately he was trapped here, and he now communicates entirely in binary code translated into algebraic notation which is continuously misinterpreted by people as games of chess. His 800th victory was actually a request for medical attention, a blow-up doll and a nice plate of asparagus.