Who is naked right now?

I am wearing nothing but a string vest, but as it's an hereditary family garment it has stretched over the generations and is long enough to cover my bum.

I am naked and it's angrily looking at you all.

*sweet*

I'm scared..... :'(🙁:'(


Help me......

BB King's anniversary was coming up. It was a very special anniversary, like the 30th or something, and his wife wanted to get a special tatoo for him. The tatooist offered to put something on her arm, but she said "no, I want something only he will ever see." So the tatooist suggested she get a B on each butt cheek. Then only her husband would ever see it. So, she did it.

After their anniversary dinner, they went home to make love. She stripped naked (<=== this is why it's in this thread!) and bent over. "Look, honey!" BB responded,

"WHO THE HELL IS BOB!?!?!?!"

😲

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Who???

I bet he wasent white

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Who???

I am

Ohhh...you juss mad...cuz you suckas got served....

And to answer your question: Alpha is ALWAYS naked...

I am now currently naked.

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Who???

I am currently wearing pairs of boxers, kakies (spelling), blue jeans, black jeans, grey jeans, a polo shirt, a sweater, 2 hoodys, a parka, a baseball cap, 2 ski face hats/masks, and I'm in a bubble.

Originally posted by ark13
I am

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
I am currently wearing pairs of boxers, kakies (spelling), blue jeans, black jeans, grey jeans, a polo shirt, a sweater, 2 hoodys, a parka, a baseball cap, 2 ski face hats/masks, and I'm in a bubble.