Who is Russ ?

Originally posted by coquette
Russ is God. Russ is King. Russ is Russ.

I like Russ, he's my best friend !

No wait, that's Jeff.

Russ, I don't like.

Burps.

Originally posted by BustyBeaver
And why do we have to listen to him ?

Those in the Spiritual Forum declare: if you haven't seen him, he doesn't exist.



And stop that chatter about how he created the whole damn place.

Originally posted by divegeester
The are no females on this website.

Tell that to Suzianne.
Yowza. That's a female if I ever saw one.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Tell that to Suzianne.
Yowza. That's a female if I ever saw one.

You've seen her?

Originally posted by divegeester
You've seen her?

In his mind's eye perhaps?

Did she show her boobs too ?

The Great Russ is not going to like that.

Let's only keep the boring people (that will please the Grand Commander, the Wizard of Ooze), who'll talk about how many moves they make and that they will take the skull. Oh, yes, they will TAKE the skull.
Who cares, get a life !

Sally called when she got the word,
And she said: "I suppose you've heard -
About Russ".
When I rushed to the window,
And I looked outside,
And I could hardly believe my eyes -
As a big limousine rolled up
Into Russ's drive...
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving,
Or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons,
But I just don't want to know,
'Cos for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Russ.
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance,
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Russ.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Tell that to Suzianne.
Yowza. That's a female if I ever saw one.

Now the whole God is real thing makes sense.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Hot_Pawn

Originally posted by BustyBeaver
Did she show her boobs too ?

The Great Russ is not going to like that.

Let's only keep the boring people (that will please the Grand Commander, the Wizard of Ooze), who'll talk about how many moves they make and that they will take the skull. Oh, yes, they will TAKE the skull.
Who cares, get a life !

I don't have boobs... does this mean I'm inherently boring?

Originally posted by lemon lime
I don't have boobs... does this mean I'm inherently boring?

yes

Originally posted by Ponderable
yes

No, no...

the Lord gave you a sweet pussy -cat.

Originally posted by lemon lime
I don't have boobs... does this mean I'm inherently boring?

No, no..

the Lord gave you a sweet pussy -cat.😀

Originally posted by BustyBeaver
No, no..

the Lord gave you a sweet pussy -cat.😀

😏

Originally posted by BustyBeaver
No, no..

the Lord gave you a sweet pussy -cat.😀

Kill that cat !
cook it.