Originally posted by AnaConda64sqWhile previous answer may seem toungue in cheek, there isn't anything you cannot find a solution for. That was my point. To quote Jim T. Kirk. "I don't believe in the no win scenario".
mean while back at the plane...
I would try to combine both bodies aka tie them together
It isn't unheard of to have two people use the same parachute to avoid certain death from the fall.. holding on for your life takes new meaning.... 😲
MacGyver: you cut the rip-cord off the parachute with the narrow edge of a broken fingernail, convert it into a microlite and make your escape, waving cheerily to everyone except the gorgeous blonde pouting Libertarian chick, who you naturally remember to take with you because you read somewhere that Libertarian chicks put out, right?