Who would you be?

In the light of recent events, the thought arises:

If you were going to claim to be a random person from the FIDE lists in some bizarre scam, who would you choose? And what would your "cunning" RHP username be?

I offer the following examples:
Felipe de Cresce El Debs (Brazil, 2341) - "Deborah"
Kari Juhani Sorri (Finland, 1941) - "TheHardestWord"
Yu-Keat Andrew Khor (Singapore, 2029) - "Endymion"

etc.

Originally posted by dottewell
In the light of recent events, the thought arises:

If you were going to claim to be a random person from the FIDE lists in some bizarre scam, who would you chose? And what would your "cunning" RHP username be?

I offer the following examples:
Felipe de Cresce El Debs (Brazil, 2341) - "Deborah"
Kari Juhani Sorri (Finland, 1941) - "TheHardestWord"
Yu-Keat Andrew Khor (Singapore, 2029) - "Endymion"

etc.

Originally posted by Chakan
how would we know if it's random?

Pina, Vladimiro
Location: Portugal (The choice of the multi-account abusers)
Rating: 2280
Username: CountColada

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
[b]Pina, Vladimiro
Location: Portugal (The choice of the multi-account abusers)
Rating: 2280
Username: CountColada[/b]

Name: Bauer, Christian
Rating: 2625
Username: AlldayJesus

Name: Galic, Ivan
Current rating: 2157
Username: Enfant-terrible

Name: Vlad-Victor Barnaure
Country: Romania
Current rating: 2454
Username: "TheImpaler"

Name: Livshits, Gaby
Rating: 2381
Username: I'm not even going to bother

Haha

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Name: Livshits, Gaby
Rating: 2381
Username: I'm not even going to bother

Haha

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Name: Livshits, Gaby
Rating: 2381
Username: I'm not even going to bother

Haha