George: Condoleezza! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condo: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condo: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condo: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condo: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condo: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condo: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condo: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condo: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condo: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condo: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condo: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condo: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.
Condo: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condo: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condo: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condo: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condo: No, sir.
George: Look Condoleezzza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condo: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condo: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condo: You don't want Kofi?>
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk and then get me the UN.
Condo: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condo: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condo: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condo: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condo: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condo: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone get busy! George (to himself): A woman will NEVER understand the importance of my job!