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Who's never been to Texas here?

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what the closest you've got to Texas? for me, it's California.

why haven't you been to Texas? do you hope to go to Texas one day? why, or why not? what would you do if you did go to Texas?

i just haven't got around to it yet. yes, i would like to visit one day, but it is unlikely to be soon, unless there is a relevant conference there. i'd go to Houston to check out space stuff, wear a ten gallon hat, and go to Dallas to check out Dealey Plaza and the grassy knoll and the texas Book Repository (if it is still there).

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You mean there are people who haven't been to Texas? Holy crap!

In that case, you also need to drink some Shiner Bock whilst listening to ZZ Top and eating a fresh open range Texas steak!

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Originally posted by Blackamp
what the closest you've got to Texas? for me, it's California.

why haven't you been to Texas? do you hope to go to Texas one day? why, or why not? what would you do if you did go to Texas?

i just haven't got around to it yet. yes, i would like to visit one day, but it is unlikely to be soon, unless there is a relevant conference there. i'd go to Houst ...[text shortened]... out Dealey Plaza and the grassy knoll and the texas Book Repository (if it is still there).
Book suppository, you mean? Depository. It is still there and now hosts the 6th floor museum. The rest of the bldg holds county offices. When you do look me up. I work a couple of blocks from Dealy Plaza.

Some day I shall try the Big Texan steak challenge! That's in Amarillo.

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Originally posted by scacchipazzo
Book suppository, you mean? Depository. It is still there and now hosts the 6th floor museum. The rest of the bldg holds county offices. When you do look me up. I work a couple of blocks from Dealy Plaza.

Some day I shall try the Big Texan steak challenge! That's in Amarillo.
Hey scacchipazzo if you go to The Big Texan in Amarillo say hello to the owner Bobby Lee. Bob and I have been friends since high school and that's a long time. We played football together and he, like everyone else from those days, knows me as Tank. So, if you go to The Big Texan tell Bob, "Tank sent me." and he'll treat you right. I wouldn't recommend trying the big dinner though. That's a 72 oz steak, a shrimp cocktail, a baked potato, bread and salad.

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Originally posted by Old Eagle
Hey scacchipazzo if you go to The Big Texan in Amarillo say hello to the owner Bobby Lee. Bob and I have been friends since high school and that's a long time. We played football together and he, like everyone else from those days, knows me as Tank. So, if you go to The Big Texan tell Bob, "Tank sent me." and he'll treat you right. I wouldn't recommend ...[text shortened]... dinner though. That's a 72 oz steak, a shrimp cocktail, a baked potato, bread and salad.
Perhaps we should name the club the BIg Texan and apply for dscount cards for the free publicity.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
what the closest you've got to Texas? for me, it's California.

why haven't you been to Texas? do you hope to go to Texas one day? why, or why not? what would you do if you did go to Texas?

i just haven't got around to it yet. yes, i would like to visit one day, but it is unlikely to be soon, unless there is a relevant conference there. i'd go to Houst ...[text shortened]... out Dealey Plaza and the grassy knoll and the texas Book Repository (if it is still there).
I was on a plane once that made a stopover in Texas.

I hung out in the airport bar. Had a beer. Too many people wearing cowboy hats. Scary.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I was on a plane once that made a stopover in Texas.

I hung out in the airport bar. Had a beer. Too many people wearing cowboy hats. Scary.
So you judged them as scary without talking to them? How many people wearing cowboy hats is the right amount? By your own comments you're bigoted against people wearing cowboy hats.
I weep.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
So you judged them as scary without talking to them? How many people wearing cowboy hats is the right amount? By your own comments you're bigoted against people wearing cowboy hats.
I weep.
I'm ok with this.

Continue along on your high horse, partner.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I'm ok with this.

Continue along on your high horse, partner.
You made the bed.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I'm ok with this.

Continue along on your high horse, partner.
That's podnuh to u. What kind of wuz is scared by cowboy hats anyway. Glad you didn't stay. You woulda soiled yourself once you saw the women with big hair bigger than cowboy hats. Texas foreplay woulda made you crap diarrhea. Oneof them women withda big hair mighta whispered in your ear: "get in the truck bitch!" Them women don't pussyfoot aroun and love defiling some wuzass evr'nowanthen. Once a workin on that there limp thingy o'yors then that gul wud opn up a can o whupass!

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Originally posted by scacchipazzo
That's podnuh to u. What kind of wuz is scared by cowboy hats anyway. Glad you didn't stay. You woulda soiled yourself once you saw the women with big hair bigger than cowboy hats. Texas foreplay woulda made you crap diarrhea. Oneof them women withda big hair mighta whispered in your ear: "get in the truck bitch!" Them women don't pussyfoot aroun and love defiling some wuzass evr'nowanthen.
qwah?

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Originally posted by Starrman
qwah?
You need ya some whupass, too?

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Originally posted by scacchipazzo
You need ya some whupass, too?
Umm, do I have to declare it for tax purposes, and can I have a refund if it doesn't work?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Umm, do I have to declare it for tax purposes, and can I have a refund if it doesn't work?
Cowchip chili for you. Come back, one year before I open ya up a big ol can o whoopass. You're tryin my patience starrboy!

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Originally posted by scacchipazzo
Cowchip chili for you. Come back, one year before I open ya up a big ol can o whoopass. You're tryin my patience starrboy!
I'm sorry, are you trying to sell me something? I have to say, your technique could do with some improvement.