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Why am I so shallow...

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Originally posted by Lieutenant Fatman
Exercise causes stress, everyone knows this and leads to a shorter life. I am perfectly comfortable as I am.
Obesity leads to a much shorter life. Whatever, stay a blob for all I care, one less man in the world of getting women.

I think I might start the RHP Beautiful Peoples Club 😛

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If you and I cross the Alps without any food, I will live longer due to my reserves, ha!

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For once the widening of the EU has worked in his favour.

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Originally posted by Starrman
...that the older I get the more my goal in life is to sleep with as many women as possible? It really annoys me, for two reasons, firstly that I should be diverting my attentions to more worthwhile pursuits and secondly that I have a child and am in a long term relationship. I'm cursed by my own libido.
You need to focus on something that you and your family can do together and have fun at. Otherwise you'll surely end up driving around with a fiberglass handled shovel and a couple of bags of lime in your trunk like me.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You need to focus on something that you and your family can do together and have fun at. Otherwise you'll surely end up driving around with a fiberglass handled shovel and a couple of bags of lime in your trunk like me.
Such as?

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I thought the idea was to save me from turning into HoH, not to speed me on my way!

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Originally posted by Starrman
I thought the idea was to save me from turning into HoH, not to speed me on my way!
Seriously, this is the only thing that will save you. If you don't do something to spend time with your partner that enriches and fulfills both of you, you will be doomed to lust after poontang forever. You also need to wack off more often and/or stample yourself in the nuts.

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Combine them into one sport. It's more fun that way.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Combine them into one sport. It's more fun that way.
Rape time!

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Originally posted by Palynka
Rape time!
Kinghtmesiter would say that is impossible, besides time's never done anything to me, it's not even very good in bed.

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Originally posted by Lieutenant Fatman
If you and I cross the Alps without any food, I will live longer due to my reserves, ha!
You'll be needing the extra energy to carry this extra energy over the hills and mountains.
I pity the joints who do the real carrying...

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You haven't lived till you've had a student across your desk during the school day!

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Originally posted by Starrman
...that the older I get the more my goal in life is to sleep with as many women as possible?
Don't be bothered with it, mate. It goes for all of us men..... we spend 9 months getting out of a pussy, but we spend the rest of our lives trying to get back into one

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