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Why are chess players in the park crazy?

Why are chess players in the park crazy?

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They smell like pee and they mumble and they blow smoke in my face.

After using the chess set that they have I wash my hands.

I hope I don't end up like them but if I do I will atleast have some mints.

What they "mumble" is not to be told here but they are crazy!

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Originally posted by MY BRAIN HURTS
They smell like pee and they mumble and they blow smoke in my face.

After using the chess set that they have I wash my hands.

I hope I don't end up like them but if I do I will atleast have some mints.

What they "mumble" is not to be told here but they are crazy!
Next time I see you in the park I'm going to shove a bishop so far up your mumble mumble mumble.

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Oh ya? well my dad can beat up your dad.

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Probably you go to the wrong park. At the Luisenpark in Mannheim you can meet some decent folk.

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Originally posted by MY BRAIN HURTS
They smell like pee and they mumble and they blow smoke in my face.
Stop sitting downwind.

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Originally posted by MY BRAIN HURTS
Oh ya? well my dad can beat up your dad.
My grandma and your grandma
Were sittin' by the fire.
My grandma told your grandma:
"I'm gonna set your flag on fire."

Chorus:
Talkin' 'bout: Hey now! Hey now!
Iko, Iko, unday
Jockamo feeno ai nané.
Jockamo fee nané.

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Originally posted by MY BRAIN HURTS
They smell like pee and they mumble and they blow smoke in my face.

After using the chess set that they have I wash my hands.

I hope I don't end up like them but if I do I will atleast have some mints.

What they "mumble" is not to be told here but they are crazy!
You've been playing chess with Senor Cardgage?

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail92.html

MBH

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That was really funny.

IC

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Originally posted by MY BRAIN HURTS
They smell like pee and they mumble and they blow smoke in my face.

After using the chess set that they have I wash my hands.

I hope I don't end up like them but if I do I will atleast have some mints.

What they "mumble" is not to be told here but they are crazy!
You think chess players out of the park are sane??
Mumble mumble

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Sane or not, nobody should smell like pee.

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That's what we're all scared of: Getting old and playing chess in the park while we mumble, threaten our neighbors, smoke, and sing Mardi Gras songs. Until one day we just slump over and someone pushes us of the bench so they can play.

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Originally posted by MY BRAIN HURTS
Sane or not, nobody should smell like pee.
ice smells like bud light.

IC

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Originally posted by wormwood
ice smells like bud.
Fixed 😛

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