Why are Tories Like Slinkies

totaly useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs

Oh dear.

labour are racist.

take your pick

He ran to the employee lounge and put in his head.
“What’s today?” cried Murdoch, calling to an intern.
“Today? Why, it’s Barbra Streisand’s birthday!”
“Streisand’s Day!” said Murdoch to himself. “I haven’t missed it! The spirits have done it all in one night.

“Hallo, my fine fellow! Do you know the dispensary at the corner? And do you know whether they’ve sold the big bud of Bubba Kush that was hanging there?”
“What, the one as big as me?” returned the intern. “It’s still hanging there now.”

“Is it!” said Murdoch. “Go and buy it! I am in earnest. Go and buy it and come back with a fat bag of Cheetos. I’ll give you a shilling for it. Come back in less than five minutes and I’ll give you half-a-crown! Also, tell Carlson he’s fired.”


random copy/paste from a random internet interaction

Do what now?

@gambrel said
Do what now?

The Slinky toy and commercial was banned in my country because the commercial went like this...

🎵🎶 Slinky! Slinky!
Stretch it like your dinky!
🎵🎶 Slinky! Slinky
Don't touch me there dad!

Afterthought would point out it was a wise decision to ban the toy and the commercial.

@earl-of-trumps said
labour are racist.

take your pick

@earl-of-trumps said
labour are racist.

take your pick

@shallow-blue said
Labour is slightly racist. The Tories are screamingly racist.

You take your pick, mate.