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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Well? Answers plz^^

My favorite is:
"Because it wanted to get to the other side!"

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to show he had guts.
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Cause he was walking away from someone telling another stupid chicken joke. πŸ˜‰

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YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS A CHICKEN CROSSING THE ROAD JOKE !!!!?
GET REAL😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

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Because she wanted to lay it on the line.

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plse😠😠😠

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Originally posted by Freddie20044
thought i had better edit the word c*ock for the more sensitive among us
there's nothing offensive about the word clock.

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Originally posted by darvlay
there's nothing offensive about the word clock.
could have been crock?

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Originally posted by Freddie20044
if u really want to know ( and russ...this is purely for darvley and EDG's elightenment ) the word u should have been looking for was cock! but in the sense of a male chicken!....
what's wrong with rooster

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Originally posted by mrrowie
what's wrong with rooster
It just wouldn't have been as funny.

And believe me, that joke needed all the humour it could get.

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Does anyone here even know the origin of this joke? I'd be very interested to know who is responsible for this plague!!!

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Does anyone here even know the origin of this joke? I'd be very interested to know who is responsible for this plague!!!
He's right outside!!!

You decide. Do you really want to know?

knock, knock...

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Originally posted by Freddie20044
if u really want to know ( and russ...this is purely for darvley and EDG's elightenment ) the word u should have been looking for was cock! but in the sense of a male chicken!....
Are you saying I'm hung like a chicken?

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