Why are men so proud when they do the laundry? Every time I go to the laundry mat, some man will start a conversation with me about his laundry: "Look, I am doing 9 loads!", "Hey, I separated my whites from my colours!" I usually pat them on the head and give them a cookie. 😀
And speaking of men and laundry, My Dad always makes a mess of it. He tried to launder my Mom's clothes when they were fist married. He took all of her cashmere and wool sweaters and skirts, and washed them in hot water, then dried them in the dryer. My Mom kept one of the sweaters. It looks like a Barbie sweater. He was banned from ever washing anything but his own clothes after that.
He then washed all of his whites with something red. He had pink t shirts, socks, and undies for months after that.
An why don't men throw away undies and socks when they are old!!!!!! I swear my Dad had a pair of undies that were just waistband, but he wouldn't let my Mom throw them away. 😀
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Originally posted by elvendreamgirlYou've answered yourself here. When a guy says "look at me, I'm washing" the subcontext is "and only 3 of the loads have turned a funny colour, aren't I clever". Like a kid who's made it to the potty on time we're amazed and happy and proud when we get it right and expect praise and adulation and a cookie for it.
Why are men so proud when they do the laundry? Every time I go to the laundry mat, some man will start a conversation with me about his laundry: "Look, I am doing 9 loads!", "Hey, I separated my whites from my colours!" I usually ...[text shortened]... re just waistband, but he wouldn't let my Mom throw them away. 😀
Plus there's a vicious myth that girls like domesticated men and some men think doing things like the laundry will make them more attractive. It's a lie. Girls want their ideal man to get off his butt & do the laundry, but that doesn't mean doing the laundry will make us their ideal man.
Why throw undies out just because their a bit worn? The worn ones are stretched just right and ar ethe most comfortable (except when things go through the holes. Like your toes, for example). Who's going to see them anyway, except your family? That's why men keep 1 good pair of knickers for the nights they delude themselves they're going to pull. The rest of the time comfort is the no. 1 priority.
Originally posted by belgianfreakWhy are your toes sticking through holes in your undies?
You've answered yourself here. When a guy says "look at me, I'm washing" the subcontext is "and only 3 of the loads have turned a funny colour, aren't I clever". Like a kid who's made it to the potty on time we're amazed and happy and proud when we get it right and expect praise and adulation and a cookie for it.
Plus there's a vicious myth ...[text shortened]... delude themselves they're going to pull. The rest of the time comfort is the no. 1 priority.
I wondered aboput that nice undies on the nights you pull thing with men. Women certainly do that, but I didn't know men did. I suppose you wouldn't get far with a girl when you reveal yourself with undies that are only a pink waist band with toes sticking out........😀
Maybe that's why most folks like the lights out.
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlundies includes socks in my book.
Why are your toes sticking through holes in your undies?
I wondered aboput that nice undies on the nights you pull thing with men. Women certainly do that, but I didn't know men did. I suppose you wouldn't get far with a girl when you reveal yourself with undies that are only a pink waist band with toes sticking out........😀
Maybe that's why most folks like the lights out.
Oh yes, guys do the 'pulling pants' thing too. Unfortunately there is a curse on the male species that whenever you wear them you are guarenteed to fail horribly to attract any female. We can only pull when wearing the old worn ones (probably for the very fact that is when were not trying). Every picked up a guy and later found he had no undies on? He probably ditched them in the toilet earlier in the night because they were unspeakable.
Originally posted by belgianfreakAhhhhh! So that's why!!!!!!
undies includes socks in my book.
Oh yes, guys do the 'pulling pants' thing too. Unfortunately there is a curse on the male species that whenever you wear them you are guarenteed to fail horribly to attract any female. We can only pull when wearing the old worn ones (probably for the very fact that is when were not trying). Every picked up a ...[text shortened]... s on? He probably ditched them in the toilet earlier in the night because they were unspeakable.
Don't tell him I said so, but my Alex is terrible at laundry. He is forever fuming about the fact that his clothes are still wet when he has to go to work, or he is madly searching for something clean because he overloaded the washer and broke it and all of his clothes are a soggy mess.......
men....... 😀
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlBecause men like to watch the last few molecules disintregate and fly away. 🙂
An why don't men throw away undies and socks when they are old!!!!!!
-Ray.
P.S. This idea was borrowed from a Jerry Seinfeld stand-up introduction before one of the "Seinfeld" episodes. I don't want to be scolded for plagiarism.
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Originally posted by rgoudiedon't worry, the way things are here lately, you will be accused of something no matter what! I was a bit upset to find that. not only did Star valley way call me immature,silly, and shallow, and his post also received two rec's. :-(
Because men like to watch the last few molecules disintregate and fly away. 🙂
-Ray.
P.S. This idea was borrowed from a Jerry Seinfeld stand-up introduction before one of the "Seinfeld" episodes. I don't want to be scolded for plagiarism.
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Originally posted by elvendreamgirlThat's the new Internet mentality. The anonymity of the Internet eliminates many inhibitions. Among the many inner-children that are permitted to express themselves without reservation, the inner-boor is the most popular.
don't worry, the way things are here lately, you will be accused of something no matter what!(
-Ray.
Originally posted by elvendreamgirl*blushes* Women !!!!!!! 😀
Ahhhhh! So that's why!!!!!!
Don't tell him I said so, but my Alex is terrible at laundry. He is forever fuming about the fact that his clothes are still wet when he has to go to work, or he is madly searching for something clean because he overloaded the washer and broke it and all of his clothes are a soggy mess.......
men....... 😀
Originally posted by ivanhoeWearing socks that are the same colour is a no brainer if you are married.The hard part is deciding the left from the right.Thats where the hole in the big toe can come in handy.If you wind up with a hole over the little toe you know they are backwards.Its why I hate new socks!😵
....... wear socks of the same colour ?
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Originally posted by Windsor MikeMike, just cut a hole in the big toe of your new socks 😀
Wearing socks that are the same colour is a no brainer if you are married.The hard part is deciding the left from the right.Thats where the hole in the big toe can come in handy.If you wind up with a hole over the little toe you know they are backwards.Its why I hate new socks!😵