Originally posted by elvendreamgirlLol.I think the sock monster is just looking for a hug and a cookie.But not to many cookies,else you wind up with you know what.😀
Yay! Glad i could help.
There is a sock monster living under my bed. He eats one of each pair of socks. He leaves only the lefts.That's not right.....😀
First off, they don't _start off_ the same color... call it Taoist wardrobe selection- wait long enough and it works out. Secondly, I must say my last girlfriend usually did a lousy job of rotating my tires- should really have just given her the pictures after the first disappointment there- but _no_, I had to try for an oil change....
Why do most men wear socks of the same color?
They are color blind.
They never wash their socks....matching or not they ultimately match.
They aren't wearing socks....they have matching feet!!!
The sock gnomes sneak into the house while they are on RHP, and make sure the socks or match.
It is the only thing they can get right when they are drunk.
They have loving, compassionate ladies (some have gentlemen) who match the socks for them.
The sock shark matches them in the wash. Oh wait, that's why there is always an extra sock or two. Did you know the sock fairies travel from house to house, match making for lonely socks.