Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

A: Because sheep can hear zippers.

Dang! 😕

Originally posted by Seitse
A: Because sheep can hear zippers.

Dang! 😕

Wear a kilt on a few nights out and you'll soon find out why.

I'd rather be cold in the Kilt, than Kilt in the cold 😛

Originally posted by adramforall
Wear a kilt on a few nights out and you'll soon find out why.

Originally posted by wormwood
on a chilly night that might cause some minor problems though, right?

Originally posted by adramforall
Not at all 🙂

Originally posted by wormwood
it has its perks though, I know. it seems it's near impossible for the females to not feel you up in a kilt. never happens when I wear a skirt.

Originally posted by wormwood
it has its perks though, I know. it seems it's near impossible for the females to not feel you up in a kilt. never happens when I wear a skirt.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because it's traditional garb for that country. 😕
Scotts were some bad ass fighters, and still are. I mean they wear kilts and swing Claymores around. Watch Braveheart once.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because it's traditional garb for that country. 😕
Scotts were some bad ass fighters, and still are. I mean they wear kilts and swing Claymores around. Watch Braveheart once.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Never under estimate a woman in a skirt either, at a special time of the month! I have seen some big men turn to jello!

Originally posted by MCA
very true lol

if you think the scottish blokes have a reputation for being tough then you haven't met the typical female up here

bloody scary!!!!!