Why i like Americans better than Iraqis

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Where would you all be without us?

Well... we'd have a lot less terrorism on our hands (although, to be quite Frank, I've not really noticed much of it anyways).

Oil prices would be lower.

The environment would be in way better health.

We'd be eating healthier diets.

There would be heaps less starvation in the world.


Admittedly though, we'd be watching crappy French movies about women talking with lampposts and weeping dogs in cigar shops.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Well... we'd have a lot less terrorism on our hands (although, to be quite Frank, I've not really noticed much of it anyways).

Oil prices would be lower.

The environment would be in way better health.

We'd be eating healthier diets.

There would be heaps less starvation in the world.


Admittedly though, we'd be watching crappy French movies about women talking with lampposts and weeping dogs in cigar shops.

Maybe the japanese and hong kong cinemas would have developed more rapidly if there had been no hollywood to compete with.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
The only Iraqi I ever knew hired me to work for him and never paid me. He's a Kurd. He's a drama queen and a smooth talker who doesn't seem to understand why he has a hard time with life.

did he tax yur farts.?..lol