Why I love my dog more than I love you?

1. Wags his tail every time he sees me.
2. Can lick almost every part of his body, except the back.
3. Eats almost anything I feed him.
4. Wakes me up every morning by licking my face.
5. Does not demand money or expensive gifts.
6. It is really amusing to wrestle with him.
7. Smells nice... if you're into nature's fragrances.
8. Does not post on RHP general forum. Any forum, for that matter.
9. Barks at those I dislike and welcomes the ones I like.
10. Urinates and defecates in the park, not at home.

Originally posted by Seitse
1. Wags his tail every time he sees me.
2. Can lick almost every part of his body, except the back.
3. Eats almost anything I feed him.
4. Wakes me up every morning by licking my face.
5. Does not demand money or expensive gifts.
6. It is really amusing to wrestle with him.
7. Smells nice... if you're into nature's fragrances.
8. Does not post on RHP g ...[text shortened]... se I dislike and welcomes the ones I like.
10. Urinates and defecates in the park, not at home.

He also is more active than Stephen Hawking.

Originally posted by Ponderable
Congratulations.

Question: why do you put up with us anyway?