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ive just had a man sit next to me in a library, seems he could not get on line so asked for my help, no problem. then when he had got into his mail he procceded to give me the benifit of his knowledge, racism,political views, neighboughs, bus time tables, and im no wiser just was bored. he was polite and friendly but i could not get him to shut the f up, the library was faily full so why me?

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Originally posted by stoker
ive just had a man sit next to me in a library, seems he could not get on line so asked for my help, no problem. then when he had got into his mail he procceded to give me the benifit of his knowledge, racism,political views, neighboughs, bus time tables, and im no wiser just was bored. he was polite and friendly but i could not get him to shut the f up, the library was faily full so why me?
You should have just gone "Shhhh! This is a Library!"

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Originally posted by stoker
ive just had a man sit next to me in a library, seems he could not get on line so asked for my help, no problem. then when he had got into his mail he procceded to give me the benifit of his knowledge, racism,political views, neighboughs, bus time tables, and im no wiser just was bored. he was polite and friendly but i could not get him to shut the f up, the library was faily full so why me?
Because you didn't have the balls to argue with him.

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Originally posted by stoker
ive just had a man sit next to me in a library, seems he could not get on line so asked for my help, no problem. then when he had got into his mail he procceded to give me the benifit of his knowledge, racism,political views, neighboughs, bus time tables, and im no wiser just was bored. he was polite and friendly but i could not get him to shut the f up, the library was faily full so why me?
Very important - carry an iPod at ALL times.

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you must have a nice face ...

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Originally posted by Starrman
You should have just gone "Shhhh! This is a Library!"
Either that or "Do I know you?! No?! Good, keep it that way!"

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Because you are polite and have a heart for a poor old man who got nobody he could talk to.

I used to try the following lines (badly translated from German):

1. You wrote a poem or what ? Sh.. the ff... up man.

2. I give you a dime then you could go talk to a parking meter.

3. Did anybody said its the turn of the loser ?

4. Do I have a sign on my head which says please feel free to bother me with you sh..itt.yy little life.

Always works. But I give you props for beeing a nice guy. Be proud of what you are (either good or naive).


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Originally posted by Rochade
Because you are polite and have a heart for a poor old man who got nobody he could talk to.

I used to try the following lines (badly translated from German):

1. You wrote a poem or what ? Sh.. the ff... up man.

2. I give you a dime then you could go talk to a parking meter.

3. Did anybody said its the turn of the loser ?

4. Do I have a sig ...[text shortened]... I give you props for beeing a nice guy. Be proud of what you are (either good or naive).


Niceness usually has downsides. I try to be nice with headphones over my ears...people usually get the message.

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Originally posted by stoker
ive just had a man sit next to me in a library, seems he could not get on line so asked for my help, no problem. then when he had got into his mail he procceded to give me the benifit of his knowledge, racism,political views, neighboughs, bus time tables, and im no wiser just was bored. he was polite and friendly but i could not get him to shut the f up, the library was faily full so why me?
Tell him thanks and you'd love to talk about all of this after you're done abusing yourself to pictures of livestock , cause it's been like a week since you've last done it , as you've been locked up in the psyc ward and they wouldn't let you out of the staight-jacket for so much as a second ; and then pause looking into his eyes and say "Has anyone told you you have a pretty mouth ?"

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Originally posted by stoker
ive just had a man sit next to me in a library, seems he could not get on line so asked for my help, no problem. then when he had got into his mail he procceded to give me the benifit of his knowledge, racism,political views, neighboughs, bus time tables, and im no wiser just was bored. he was polite and friendly but i could not get him to shut the f up, the library was faily full so why me?
No offense, but only a kid would sit there and take that. You should've simply left.

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Originally posted by arrakis
No offense, but only a kid would sit there and take that. You should've simply left.
But that's rude, even if your views don't coincide. And if you walk away from someone who has an extreme view, it could be hazardous to your health.

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Originally posted by stoker
ive just had a man sit next to me in a library, seems he could not get on line so asked for my help, no problem. then when he had got into his mail he procceded to give me the benifit of his knowledge, racism,political views, neighboughs, bus time tables, and im no wiser just was bored. he was polite and friendly but i could not get him to shut the f up, the library was faily full so why me?
This is exactly what your middle finger was made for. Unleash both of them in flamboyant fashion.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
But that's rude, even if your views don't coincide. And if you walk away from someone who has an extreme view, it could be hazardous to your health.
Well, it's extremely rude for any person to force their opinions on others. You have the right to simply leave.