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Why shouldn't first cousins marry?

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ZB

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Give me four good reasons.

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Am I disqualified cause I already "mistakenly" slept with one?

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Girl or Guy, did you spoon afterwards?

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Girl, and no time to spoon cause we had to get back to the party.

It was discovered the next day we were....uh....kill me. 😞

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Originally posted by howdoesthehorseymove
Girl, and no time to spoon cause we had to get back to the party.

It was discovered the next day we were....uh....kill me. 😞
There is nothing wrong with that if you're a hillbilly. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hillbilly/

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Hell, if you're a hillbilly your mum can be your sister and your cousin.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Give me four good reasons.
(1) Genetic abnormalities
(2) Genetic abnormalities
(3) Genetic abnormalities
(4) Genetic abnormalities

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In your retina!:D

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Originally posted by Policestate
(1) Genetic abnormalities
(2) Genetic abnormalities
(3) Genetic abnormalities
(4) Genetic abnormalities
That crossed my mind too. But then I figured they could get married without having sex;o

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Originally posted by zozozozo
That crossed my mind too. But then I figured they could get married without having sex;o
Or more specifically, without having children.

Actually, in the UK, the law is not just about preventing 'undesirable genetic mixing' but 'inappropriate relationships' - i.e. the law was recently updated to make foster and adoptive parents having relationships with their children unlawful (aside from age of consent issues). Clearly in these cases the resulting offspring would be genetically sound, even if slightly confused at Christmas 🙂

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Originally posted by Policestate
(1) Genetic abnormalities
(2) Genetic abnormalities
(3) Genetic abnormalities
(4) Genetic abnormalities
When building a massive army to take over the world I prefer soldiers on the "scary" side so marrying cousins has it's place.

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1960-1961 World Champion Mikhail Tal was the son of first cousins.

IC

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Give me four good reasons.
Go to your next family reunion to see many examples why not. 😛

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Originally posted by homedepotov
1960-1961 World Champion Mikhail Tal was the son of first cousins.
That might explain his deformed right hand. 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Go to your next family reunion to see many examples why not. 😛
Just you wait until my sistermom hears about that.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Just you wait until my sistermom hears about that.
I like a guy that can take a joke at face value. 🙂

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