Why was the letter "X" invented

Originally posted by Starrman
[b]'A dark barks' ?

What's a dark and is its bark worse than its night?[/b]

Originally posted by SirLoseALot
How does switching from excellent to xcalent help in getting rid of the X? 😕

GRAMMAR NAZIS ATTACK!!!!!

Originally posted by hopscotch

"A Dark"

There once was a kid named Rark,
Who didn't quite know how to park.
He jerked left and jerked right,
Till he was out of sight,
And what happened next was a dark.

Geez! Must I explain everything?[/b]

Originally posted by Starrman
GRAMMER NAZIS ATTACK!!!!!

Originally posted by hopscotch

[b]"A Dark"

There once was a kid named Rark,
Who didn't quite know how to park.
He jerked left and jerked right,
Till he was out of sight,
And what happened next was a dark.

Geez! Must I explain everything?[/b][/b]

Originally posted by hopscotch
The letter x

In the dark damp recesses of our sad twisted noir
Floundering in the quay of a neversleeping shore
Flowing tide and gaping wounds filled with salt and sand
Beyond our borders, imaginations, and all beyond the land
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
The letter x is invented
An old woman cries
A dark barks but
There's nobod ...[text shortened]... e creaking floor
The crying whore
With an x upon her breast
Insomnia for all the rest
Ctrl-x

Why was the letter X invented? Easy question...So that there wouldn't be a blank space between W and Y.