Why?

Originally posted by moonbus
No, not a horse; oatmeal keeps me regular.

I shall submit a petition regarding the Dr. Jurd's Jungle Juice to Nurse Ratched.

Oatmeal keeps you regular?

Surely a watch would be more efficient?

*Edit. - I'm not even sure that's funny.

Originally posted by moonbus
Does this mean I can have Foster's now instead of prune juice with my oatmeal?

I hear wycombe al likes fosters

Originally posted by Suzianne
Word games are great, not necessarily on a message board forum. I don't participate in them much myself. But I wouldn't go so far as to say it was all crap. The ratio of crap to good has gone up recently, though, even you have to admit this.

even the lamest of threads can provide some fun
censor happy people like you are the real threat
threads die on their own
the don't need small minds like you to kill them

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Oatmeal keeps you regular?

Surely a watch would be more efficient?

*Edit. - I'm not even sure that's funny.

You just wait, you whippersnapper--you'll get the joke in another 30 years or so.

Originally posted by moonbus
You just wait, you whippersnapper--you'll get the joke in another 30 years or so.

🙂

Originally posted by lemondrop
even the lamest of threads can provide some fun
censor happy people like you are the real threat
threads die on their own
the don't need small minds like you to kill them

Quite right, Lemon, apart from the small embedded insult.

Still, good post. Read like poetry. 🙂