Originally posted by buckkyHAHA! 😀
I can see it now. Millions of rabid chess fans with their faces painted in black and white checks screaming like wild savages, slobbering as the players push the pieces. Chess cheer leaders with black horned rimmed glasses shaking their asses to the sound of Phillip Glass.
-Tim
Will chess ever replace football?
The 10 reasons it should not:
1) Chess doesn't have a referee for me to yell at.
2) I don't have the praise of 39 brothers when I win.
3) I don't get free food after a chess game.
4) My kids would hate watching me play chess.
5) I will never get paid to coach chess!
6) I can't throw a chess board 50 yards.
7) My saying would have to be "The Chess Board goes to you", instead of the "Game Ball".
8) I can't make my chess opponents run hills when they don't play or show up.
9) I would not be working with 7 other beloved coaches.
10) I'll never have 1500 people watching me play chess!
The 10 reasons it should:
1) I've never been "Kicked Out" of a chess game.
2) My wife would be happier having me at home.
3) Chess has no fickle fans that love or dislike you.
4) My blood pressure does not get high playing chess.
5) I never lose my voice during a chess game.
6) I wouldn't have to ride on a stinking activity bus.
7) I do not have to play outside in the rain, snow or heat of the day.
8) I do not have moms/dads wanting to know why their kids aren't playing.
9) People won't dump water on me when I win a big game.
10) I don't have to paint a field to play chess!
🙂😀😉😏😵
Originally posted by Coach PreChess does have referees.You're left with 9 reasons against and 10 for.So chess WILL replace football!YAY!🙄
Will chess ever replace football?
The 10 reasons it should not:
1) Chess doesn't have a referee for me to yell at.
2) I don't have the praise of 39 brothers when I win.
3) I don't get free food after a chess game.
4) My kids would hate watching me play chess.
5) I will never get paid to coach chess!
6) I can't throw a chess boar ...[text shortened]... on me when I win a big game.
10) I don't have to paint a field to play chess!
🙂😀😉😏😵
Originally posted by buckkyImagine that played on a hundred metre square pitch WITH a ball, only allowed to move as your dedicated piece 🙄
I can see it now. Millions of rabid chess fans with their faces painted in black and white checks screaming like wild savages, slobbering as the players push the pieces. Chess cheer leaders with black horned rimmed glasses shaking their asses to the sound of Phillip Glass.