Wimbledon 2014

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
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she would take me to her daddys house and introduce me. He would reject me because hes a doctor and I am a peasant farmer poet. He would lock Miss Lisicki up in her room and she would cry all night, refuse to eat and prove most forlorn. I would hire a raven with payment of corn on the cob to fly in poems to keep her spirits up. Her hair ...[text shortened]... and rescue her and whisk her away to be married by the light of the silvery moon.

True story.

Originally posted by redbadger
hows your wife Robbie she know about this infatuation

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
My wife? you mean Mrs Lisicki Carrobie, shes doing fine. 😛

Originally posted by redbadger
cmon zen master lets have a poem

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
the red red robbin
went bob bob bobbin along
so i kicked his gob in

thankyou people ill be here all week giving exhibitions! 😵

Originally posted by redbadger
I didn't want a serious one I wanted funny.

Eugenie Bouchard and Milos Raonic. Go Canada Go.

On the women's side, I thought Garbine Muguruza played brilliantly to oust Serena at the French, so I'll be watching for her to make a run.

On the men's side, Ernests Gulbis is great fun to watch, but too mercurial a temperament to win the whole thing. No doubt it'll be Nadal or Djokovic again.

I declare a national day of mourning, Miss Sabine Lisicki, is no longer in the tournament.

Who will weep with me?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I declare a national day of mourning, Miss Sabine Lisicki, is no longer in the tournament.

Who will weep with me?

The players are getting too good for the game now. They should reduce the size of the bats or give them just one serve. It was much more interesting to watch in the old days!

Originally posted by redbadger
shes probably sleeping with robbies best mate as I type

I note, with some Canadian pride, that both Eugenie, on the women's side and Milos on the men's side have advanced to the semis. Go Canada Go.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I note, with some Canadian pride, that both Eugenie, on the women's side and Milos on the men's side have advanced to the semis. Go Canada Go.