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A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?

The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".

The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?

The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".

The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"!
Is everything o.k. at home, dude?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?

The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".

The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"!
Bravo.

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Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.

Get a hobby!~

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.

Get a hobby!~

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*chortle*

Don't listen to those ruffians, that was a small piece of 14k gold you just spit out...

*guffaw*

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.

Get a hobby!~

P-
The British are chronic good-time-ruiners.

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Originally posted by darvlay
The British are chronic good-time-ruiners.
We just have a higher humour threshold.

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Originally posted by darvlay
The British are chronic good-time-ruiners.
The Republic of Ireland is no more part of Britain than Canada is part of the USA

Boing.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
The Republic of Ireland is no more part of Britain than Canada is part of the USA

Boing.
CFT is from Leeds. Where is Leeds?

Boing.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Where is Leeds?
just outside dublin?

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That's OK, one day you will.

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You have to talk to your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/goat. I'm sure if you explain your desires in a thoughtful/tactful way they'll allow, at least some petting, to start.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.

Get a hobby!~

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If you feel like that, join TSM! 😛

What inner Sanctum????? 😲😲

When you were in there, people like me were dirt to you, and you did the same.

Double standards is one definite thing I detest!

Go do one..... preferably not on your guitar strings, that's a complete waste! of strings......

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