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Winning the lottery!

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Originally posted by mikelom
If you feel like that, join TSM! 😛

What inner Sanctum????? 😲😲

When you were in there, people like me were dirt to you, and you did the same.

Double standards is one definite thing I detest!

Go do one..... preferably not on your guitar strings, that's a complete waste! of strings......
What did I

EVAGHhh

do

to

YOU?

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Damn, I just got the joke.

I thought she was going to cut her husband in two and leave his lower half, the part that had his sorry ass.

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Originally posted by homedepotov
Damn, I just got the joke.

I thought she was going to cut her husband in two and leave his lower half, the part that had his sorry ass.
That would be a great continuation.

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Joke Update!~

A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?

The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".

The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"!

The woman quickly walks to the garage and gets the chainsaw.

"I said I'd leave your sorry ass"! She cuts the man in two throwing his sorry ass into the dumpster outback. His torso and her enjoy a few more years of marital bliss, but eventually the magic dissipates and they mutually decide to go their separate ways.

(Crosses fingers, hope this clears things up for CFT)

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.

Get a hobby!~

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That IS their hobby.

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Originally posted by darvlay
CFT is from Leeds. Where is Leeds?

Boing.
Just outside Belfast?

Ping!

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Just outside Belfast?

Ping!
Apology accepted.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Joke Update!~

A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?

The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".

The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"!

The woman quickly walks to the garage and gets the chainsaw.

"I said I'd ...[text shortened]... e to go their separate ways.

(Crosses fingers, hope this clears things up for CFT)
Make them an Irish couple and CFT will love it.

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Originally posted by Starrman
We just have a higher humour threshold.
Yeah, nothing says 'funny' like cutting down shrubbery with a Herring, or "Silly Walks".

Here's an oxymoron for YOU!~

English Humor.

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
cutting down shrubbery with a Herring
It can't be done!!!~

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Originally posted by PBE6
It can't be done!!!~
OMG!~ NOW I get it!

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