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Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
I think I'll go and eat worms,
Wee thin, skinny ones,
Big fat juicy ones,
Look how they wiggle and squirm.

sigggghhh....

It's raining and it's cold and it's windy and my car's crap.

I'm suffering a backlash to this weekend's diet of fish 'n' chips and guiness...seriously, my arse feels like a napalmed Vietnamese village.

pffffft...

Unless you count 'me playing with myself whilst I think of Starrman's lovely girlfriend', then I haven't had sex for so long there are nuns in chastity belts on Lesbos island, locked in cages who have better sex lives than me at the moment.

🙁

I'm stuck here at work, sweating myself to death, bogged down in so much work that if I had hair you would see it stick up over the layers of bureaucracy I'm hid behind.

Tonight I'm going to a concert (Martha Waignright the third or something...) and I have to remain sober... (I'm driving)...

pfffffft
pffffffffft
sigh

weep

sigh

pffffft

"Everyday is like Sundays....everyday is silent and grey..."

pfffft

🙁

Wheeze...

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
..Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me...
Nah not everybody, just me and a few thousand other RHC [+RHP etc] players.😠

ps. Get back to work!

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Nah not everybody, just me and a few thousand other RHC [+RHP etc] players
🙁

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Enjoy Martha Wainwright. She's a great talent.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
I think I'll go and eat worms,
Wee thin, skinny ones,
Big fat juicy ones,
Look how they wiggle and squirm.

sigggghhh....

It's raining and it's cold and it's windy and my car's crap.

I'm suffering a backlash to this weekend's diet of fish 'n' chips and guiness...seriously, my arse feels like a ...[text shortened]... s silent and grey..."

pfffft

🙁

Wheeze...

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me...
Oh stop whingeing, and stop fantasizing about my girlfriend or you'll get another curse upon you...

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Originally posted by Starrman
stop fantasizing about my girlfriend
Now you mention it, I do think I need to pop to the toilet for a moment...

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One of my collegues just said: "Mark...shut up! You sound like Marvin the paranoid android."

I know "collegue" is probably an exaggeration, but what else do you call someone who works in the same place you're supposed to be working in?

Anyways, should I never post again, you'll know I've died sporting.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
One of my collegues just said: "Mark...shut up! You sound like Marvin the paranoid android."

I know "collegue" is probably an exaggeration, but what else do you call someone who works in the same place you're supposed to be working in?

Anyways, should I never post again, you'll know I've died sporting.
yes..please stop. I for one have heard enough about your backside, toilet habits and how much you'd like to give starrmans girl one.

kind regards

jo

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Christ, you piss and moan more than any ten schoolgirls!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Tonight I'm going to a concert (Martha Waignright the third or something...)
Hopefully, her brother Rufus will turn up who is waaaay better than Martha.

I have no doubt (in my mind) that he is the most talented songwriter AND musician thats been around for ages. And he also seems to either have perfected the art of circular breathing or he has HUGE lungs.

D