Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
I think I'll go and eat worms,
Wee thin, skinny ones,
Big fat juicy ones,
Look how they wiggle and squirm.
sigggghhh....
It's raining and it's cold and it's windy and my car's crap.
I'm suffering a backlash to this weekend's diet of fish 'n' chips and guiness...seriously, my arse feels like a napalmed Vietnamese village.
pffffft...
Unless you count 'me playing with myself whilst I think of Starrman's lovely girlfriend', then I haven't had sex for so long there are nuns in chastity belts on Lesbos island, locked in cages who have better sex lives than me at the moment.
🙁
I'm stuck here at work, sweating myself to death, bogged down in so much work that if I had hair you would see it stick up over the layers of bureaucracy I'm hid behind.
Tonight I'm going to a concert (Martha Waignright the third or something...) and I have to remain sober... (I'm driving)...
pfffffft
pffffffffft
sigh
weep
sigh
pffffft
"Everyday is like Sundays....everyday is silent and grey..."
pfffft
🙁
Wheeze...
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me...
Originally posted by shavixmirOh stop whingeing, and stop fantasizing about my girlfriend or you'll get another curse upon you...
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
I think I'll go and eat worms,
Wee thin, skinny ones,
Big fat juicy ones,
Look how they wiggle and squirm.
sigggghhh....
It's raining and it's cold and it's windy and my car's crap.
I'm suffering a backlash to this weekend's diet of fish 'n' chips and guiness...seriously, my arse feels like a ...[text shortened]... s silent and grey..."
pfffft
🙁
Wheeze...
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me...
One of my collegues just said: "Mark...shut up! You sound like Marvin the paranoid android."
I know "collegue" is probably an exaggeration, but what else do you call someone who works in the same place you're supposed to be working in?
Anyways, should I never post again, you'll know I've died sporting.
Originally posted by shavixmiryes..please stop. I for one have heard enough about your backside, toilet habits and how much you'd like to give starrmans girl one.
One of my collegues just said: "Mark...shut up! You sound like Marvin the paranoid android."
I know "collegue" is probably an exaggeration, but what else do you call someone who works in the same place you're supposed to be working in?
Anyways, should I never post again, you'll know I've died sporting.
kind regards
jo
Originally posted by shavixmirHopefully, her brother Rufus will turn up who is waaaay better than Martha.
Tonight I'm going to a concert (Martha Waignright the third or something...)
I have no doubt (in my mind) that he is the most talented songwriter AND musician thats been around for ages. And he also seems to either have perfected the art of circular breathing or he has HUGE lungs.
D