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Originally posted by Sunburnt
There's a rule in the chick world about men and crying.

Crying once in awhile over something truly worthwhile means a guy is sensitive. About twice a year will suffice, unless a death is involved.

Crying ALL THE TIME over everything means a guy is a total wuss and an emotional mess. The fact is, women like their men to be the ROCK, not the chick in the relationship.
Big boys don't cry. FACT!~


Originally posted by Sunburnt
There's a rule in the chick world about men and crying.

Crying once in awhile over something truly worthwhile means a guy is sensitive. About twice a year will suffice, unless a death is involved.

Crying ALL THE TIME over everything means a guy is a total wuss and an emotional mess. The fact is, women like their men to be the ROCK, not the chick in the relationship.
What if he's watching Toy Story 3?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
women like their men to be the ROCK, not the chick in the relationship.
Women like Dwayne Johnson?
This explains my failure at relationships, I've always been one of those midget wrestlers.

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Originally posted by Palynka
What if he's watching Toy Story 3?
Ok, certain films or books may allow crying. Being "moved" by someone else's story is ok, but only one or two tears allowed and the man should claim there "is something" in his eye.

Don't forget Wall-e !

In fact, the twice a year rule shall include crying during films.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Ok, certain films or books may allow crying. Being "moved" by someone else's story is ok, but only one or two tears allowed and the man should claim there "is something" in his eye.

Don't forget Wall-e !

In fact, the twice a year rule shall include crying during films.
The beginning of Up! was the one that pierced my armor. :'(

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Ok, certain films or books may allow crying. Being "moved" by someone else's story is ok, but only one or two tears allowed and the man should claim there "is something" in his eye.

Don't forget Wall-e !

In fact, the twice a year rule shall include crying during films.
Including... or excluding?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Crying ALL THE TIME over everything means a guy is a total wuss and an emotional mess. The fact is, women like their men to be the ROCK, not the chick in the relationship.
Are you implying that a woman who's crying ALL THE TIME over everything is not a total wuss and an emotional mess? 😕

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Originally posted by Palynka
The beginning of Up! was the one that pierced my armor. :'(
The original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, when Charlie gives back the Never Ending Gob Stopper!

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Originally posted by mikelom
In times of crisis, men seem to turn to beer. Women, on the other hand, seem to turn to Woman's Own magazine. Are we missing something, men?

I picked up a copy of Woman's Own. It appeared to be full of untrue stories, and advertisements for knee plasters and elbow bandages.

I prefer the idea of beer myself, or am I wrong? 😉

-m.
A magazine is a lot more useful than beer. You can use it to make paper airplanes and boats (which will cheer you up in times of crisis). You can use it to fire your stove (which is important if your crisis involves a cold house). You can sit on it if your crisis happens outside, and there's no dry and clean spot to sit. If your crisis involves losing your speech and writing ability, you can communicate by pointing to letters or words in the magazine, or even pictures if you have lost the ability to read, too. I could go on...

Beer, on the other hand, is only useful if your crisis involves a slug invasion.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, when Charlie gives back the Never Ending Gob Stopper!
1941 When the Japanese sailor says goodbye to Hollywood. :'(

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
1941 When the Japanese sailor says goodbye to Hollywood. :'(
Do tears of joy count?

The end of Caddy Shack with the explosions and the ball drops in.

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Tears of HORROR!

Zoolander when the models are all killed at the gas station. TRAGIC!

I can't even listen to Jitterbug anymore.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
There's a rule in the chick world about men and crying.

Crying once in awhile over something truly worthwhile means a guy is sensitive. About twice a year will suffice, unless a death is involved.

Crying ALL THE TIME over everything means a guy is a total wuss and an emotional mess. The fact is, women like their men to be the ROCK, not the chick in the relationship.
twice a year sounds like a crybaby to me. I'd say once a decade would sound about right, for an emotional type. and it's not about being manly or TUFF!~. men just don't do crying.

not that there's anything wrong with it. we just stop doing it after puberty. pent up frustration, clenching fists in the pocket, grinding teeth, building stuff, punching walls, sure. crying, no.

and in the unlikely occasion we might do it, we DON'T want to discuss it.




of course there are exceptions.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt

In fact, the twice a year rule shall include crying during films.
hell no, unless the film features your long gone dead friend or something like that.

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Originally posted by wormwood
twice a year sounds like a crybaby to me. I'd say once a decade would sound about right, for an emotional type. and it's not about being manly or TUFF!~. men just don't do crying.

not that there's anything wrong with it. we just stop doing it after puberty. pent up frustration, clenching fists in the pocket, grinding teeth, building stuff, punching walls ...[text shortened]... e might do it, we DON'T want to discuss it.




of course there are exceptions.
I now envision you punching holes in your wall with a scowl, and plastering and painting with a smile.

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