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In times of crisis, men seem to turn to beer. Women, on the other hand, seem to turn to Woman's Own magazine. Are we missing something, men?

I picked up a copy of Woman's Own. It appeared to be full of untrue stories, and advertisements for knee plasters and elbow bandages.

I prefer the idea of beer myself, or am I wrong? 😉

-m.

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Originally posted by mikelom
In times of crisis, men seem to turn to beer. Women, on the other hand, seem to turn to Woman's Own magazine. Are we missing something, men?

I picked up a copy of Woman's Own. It appeared to be full of untrue stories, and advertisements for knee plasters and elbow bandages.

I prefer the idea of beer myself, or am I wrong? 😉

-m.
If you have to ask, then you really don't know me. :'(

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
If you have to ask, then you really don't know me. :'(
You're gonna get one of these if you're not careful

http://www.physioroom.com/injuries/knee/patella_fracture_full.php

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sawasdee bee mai (Thai)

Happy New Year (English)

-m.

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Originally posted by mikelom
In times of crisis, men seem to turn to beer. Women, on the other hand, seem to turn to Woman's Own magazine. Are we missing something, men?

I picked up a copy of Woman's Own. It appeared to be full of untrue stories, and advertisements for knee plasters and elbow bandages.

I prefer the idea of beer myself, or am I wrong? 😉

-m.
it seems to me like a kind of femme empathy fest, reading stories of other ladies trials, real or imagined, or like a kind of national gossip fest. I dunno, why try to understand it? Dudes usually have magazines on specific things, like heaven forbid, golf, or motorbikes, chicks seem to have general stuff about being chicks.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
it seems to me like a kind of femme empathy fest, reading stories of other ladies trials, real or imagined, or like a kind of national gossip fest. I dunno, why try to understand it? Dudes usually have magazines on specific things, like heaven forbid, golf, or motorbikes, chicks seem to have general stuff about being chicks.
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That's just it. We read about CARS and builders and Important stuff. What's lip-stick?

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Originally posted by mikelom
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That's just it. We read about CARS and builders and Important stuff. What's lip-stick?
well i dunno, cherry flavour and mango and orange are quite tasty 🙂

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
well i dunno, cherry flavour and mango and orange are quite tasty 🙂
re - CONDOMinions?

Never eaten a house myself, unlike adramforall. 😛

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Originally posted by mikelom
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What's lip-stick?
Its what happens when your lips meet Chesspraxis bum, resulting in you having to be surgically removed!

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Never mind what Lipstick is.

Eye Shadow? Have you ever tried creating a shadow with one of your eyes.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Never mind what Lipstick is.

Eye Shadow? Have you ever tried creating a shadow with one of your eyes.
I can create an eye-shadow when the sun shines. Only prob is that when my eye turns to look at it it disappears. I have no eye dear why.

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Neanderthals.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Neanderthals.

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They're still family!

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today after waking up, a woman asked me: "have you been crying?"

???

I mean really. seeing a guy still half sleep, eyes still practically shut, the first thing she thinks is that he's been crying?? come on.

it's the same exact feeling I get when a woman asks if I read some story in a *insert random women's mag*.



"umm, no. I'm a man, remember?"

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Originally posted by wormwood
today after waking up, a woman asked me: "have you been crying?"

???

I mean really. seeing a guy still half sleep, eyes still practically shut, the first thing she thinks is that he's been crying?? come on.

it's the same exact feeling I get when a woman asks if I read some story in a *insert random women's mag*.



"umm, no. I'm a man, remember?"
There's a rule in the chick world about men and crying.

Crying once in awhile over something truly worthwhile means a guy is sensitive. About twice a year will suffice, unless a death is involved.

Crying ALL THE TIME over everything means a guy is a total wuss and an emotional mess. The fact is, women like their men to be the ROCK, not the chick in the relationship.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
There's a rule in the chick world about men and crying.

Crying once in awhile over something truly worthwhile means a guy is sensitive. About twice a year will suffice, unless a death is involved.

Crying ALL THE TIME over everything means a guy is a total wuss and an emotional mess. The fact is, women like their men to be the ROCK, not the chick in the relationship.
I can agree with this. As usual, you have it exactly right.

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