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Women's Mysteries -- Explained

Women's Mysteries -- Explained

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Originally posted by aspviper666
I only half listen to what they say unless it's come and get me big boy, or,dinner's ready."
But if you only half listen to them, you'd hear: "Come and get me dinner, Big Boys ready".

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The FIDE events beginning in 1997 were played with over 100 players at faster time controls in a knockout format.
this has to be a very big room to house 100 people. do you know what type of heating they used if any? maybe they didn't have any which may be the reason why they played 'fast' games... to keep warm. personally i think these types of chess tournaments favour those who are already acclimatized to the colder temperatures and in a way it is unfair. i.e. a litlte tropical island playing father christmas and his elves on the icy plains of the south pole.

maybe all major chess tournaments should contain an incubation period where all competitors live in a room together for a period of 3 months so when they battle on the board we do find out the 'real' winner. what do you think JoniG... does it make as much sence to you?

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Originally posted by AlpineXazax
I totaly hate that bathroom in pairs crap. WHY? I ask, do they need to cunsult each other? WHY?
They don't need to consult each other, we all know about women drivers yeah?

They need to go in pairs to back each other into the cubicles...

Erm... left hand down a bit.... steady.... right you're in, handbrake

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Originally posted by aspviper666
I only half listen to what they say unless it's come and get me big boy, or,dinner's ready."
And I'm betting you're single?

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Originally posted by dags
And I'm betting you're single?
Nah, he's got two girlfriends: right and left.

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Originally posted by dags
And I'm betting you're single?
I hope you have pay pal.Read previous posts in the thread.
I'll help you this time mate.

Originally posted by aspviper666
I have been married for 27 years..

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Originally posted by arrakis
Here ya go... :-)

Women's Mysteries -- Explained
In other words: it's a dick thing

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Nah, he's got two girlfriends: right and left.
Don't talk about my wife's "girls" in that manner sir.