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Man! I feel like I'm just wiped out! I need a bidet.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Man! I feel like I'm just wiped out! I need a bidet.
we're all out of bidets. will a gerbil do?😕

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
we're all out of bidets. will a gerbil do?😕
Well no... but suit yourself. I highly recommend sedating it first. 😉

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Man! I feel like I'm just wiped out! I need a bidet.
I was in Europe for three months thinking bidet = drinking fountain. 😞

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Lemmiwinks!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I was in Europe for three months thinking bidet = drinking fountain. 😞
It could have been worse. You could have been thinking it was an eye wash station.

Rinse and spit now big guy.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
It could have been worse. You could have been thinking it was an eye wash station.

Rinse and spit now big guy.
LOL I worked in a chemical plant. We had those, they were like little bidets for real tall people. 🙂

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Lemmiwinks!
Oh man Mr. Morris, I'd love to be able to crawl around in your cranium. Just, you know, take a look around, see how the machinery moves. Listen to the squeaks and groans. The sounds of large heavy metallic parts coming together and meshing at high speeds. Kind of like Big Ben on steroids. All supremely oiled. Damn straight.

Oh yes, I could spend a day or two in there baby. I dig you and I am fascinated. Most certainly.


Frank

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
LOL I worked in a chemical plant. We had those, they were like little bidets for real tall people. 🙂
Haah! Yeah we have them too. I like to put those soft foam ear plugs in the holes.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Haah! Yeah we have them too. I like to put those soft foam ear plugs in the holes.
Hey buddy where you keep your earplugs is your own business. 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Hey buddy where you keep your earplugs is your own business. 😕
😉 That made me laugh.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Well no... but suit yourself. I highly recommend sedating it first. 😉
ah, the voice of experience!😛

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
ah, the voice of experience!😛
Well no, just common sense. It is a wild animal after all.