Originally posted by shortcircuit
Gazette lead story...The idiot known as Soothfast has escaped the sanitarium.
Police are searching for him so they can perform the scheduled lobotomy.
Page 2: Itinerant wheelbarrow hustler and wall-eyed momser Shortcircuit was arraigned today before a clerk-magistrate in Yuma county on charges of harassing elderly park-goers with offers of sexual favors in exchange for hot soup and a change of underwear. His pennyfarthing bicycle with the Hello Kitty handlebar basket has been impounded, and the cardboard lean-to near the duck pond that served as his primary residence demolished by city officials.
