Originally posted by NordlysI thought you were God this week? If so, I like you to knock of all the hurricanes, flooding, etc... and focus on smiting so of the truly deserving douche bags like Jerry Falwell, George Bush and whoever created the Sponge Bob cartoon. Plus, I'd like you to arrange for my wife to give me nightly enthusiastic back rubs, this one hand, half-hearted shizit is not doing it for me.
You are the forum geologist. If you don't know, nobody does. Well, maybe Forum Christ (by the way, do we have a Forum God, too? ).
Thanks God.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDon't forget to smite Paulie Shore , Tom Green , and that douche bag neighbor kid that did a crappy job mowing my yard .
I thought you were God this week? If so, I like you to knock of all the hurricanes, flooding, etc... and focus on smiting so of the truly deserving douche bags like Jerry Falwell, George Bush and whoever created the Sponge Bob cartoon. Plus, I'd like you to arrange for my wife to give me nightly enthusiastic back rubs, this one hand, half-hearted shizit is not doing it for me.
Thanks God.
HoH - Your wife's back rubs are great , what are you complaining about ?
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Originally posted by Moldy CrowMoldy Douche, she must be worn out after working on you as I'm just getting one handed 5 minute, half asleep rubs lately. I'm think I'm suddenly going to forget how to find the sweet spot.
Don't forget to smite Paulie Shore , Tom Green , and that douche bag neighbor kid that did a crappy job mowing my yard .
HoH - Your wife's back rubs are great , what are you complaining about ?
Speaking of mowing the yard my neigbours kid knocked the head off one of his sprinklers with the mower, instant fountain and instead of finding the cut off or letting someone know he hauled @ss and hid somewhere. Cracked me up. Almost as good as when the kid left the parking brake off his car in the driveway.
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musn't pause, musn't hesitate or you get a bonk on the head like this (bonk) or this (bonk), the one with the most bruises loses. Look at each other and go bleh! Lookat me and go bleh! And your first word is....
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateOh, am I? Hm, I am not sure I like this job. Too much work, and in addition all those annoying attacks by people who somehow think it's wrong that I condemn the majority of mankind to eternal suffering. I think I'll just stop working and wait to get fired.
I thought you were God this week?
Originally posted by NordlysWhat? You can't make it through a week as God? Slacker.
Oh, am I? Hm, I am not sure I like this job. Too much work, and in addition all those annoying attacks by people who somehow think it's wrong that I condemn the majority of mankind to eternal suffering. I think I'll just stop working and wait to get fired.
Originally posted by jimslyp69The Douche Family:
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.....DOUCHE : DOUCHEE : DUCHE : RAHE : i am looking for my birth mother, i was born in winnipeg canada on nov. 5, 1965, i was baptized a catholic before my adoption. i think my birthname was douchee, my birth mother may have been in the mi ...
Any guesses as to what the family crest looks like? Afterall, there's not much difference between a douche and a turd sandwich.
Originally posted by WildfireSpeaking of Eve, do you think she was hot? Would God have made Eve ugly? I'm thinking she had great tits and an @ss that wouldn't quit. Otherwise, Adam never would have fallen for the 'eat this apple trick'. Plus do you really think the fruit on the tree of knowledge was really an apple or something else.
Adam and Eve