Leviticus 15:2-9
Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When any man hath a running issue out of his flesh, because of his issue he is unclean.
And this shall be his uncleanness in his issue: whether his flesh run with his issue, or his flesh be stopped from his issue, it is his uncleanness.
Every bed, whereon he lieth that hath the issue, is unclean: and every thing, whereon he sitteth, shall be unclean.
And whosoever toucheth his bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
And he that sitteth on any thing whereon he sat that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
And if he that hath the issue spit upon him that is clean; then he shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
And what saddle soever he rideth upon that hath the issue shall be unclean.
Originally posted by darvlayLeviticus 18:23
The Slow Pawn 10:14
Fall not into temptation brought forth by the sexiness of hot male-on-male action, but hide thy boners well lest the God of Man sees you sneaking a peek at the urinals.
...neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
Originally posted by darvlay7. Yet regard the dual harmonies as they rain down in golden showers upon thy brow. 8. Fill thy bosom herewith, the joy of thunderous rapture, the muscular flexing of the Lord's creation, and fall to thy knees in worship.
The Slow Pawn 23:4-6
4 And the Lord God gave unto us the shittiest of all musics so that they may know what is good. 5 Bestow upon the closet-dwellers, this metal, so that they may wear tight denim. 6 The Lord God saw the tiniest of bulges with his x-ray vision and he saw that it was small.
Originally posted by hopscotch9 And whilst thou is down there, do the Lord a big favour and take Him into your heart and mouth, for this is His boner which has been bonerised for you.
7. Yet regard the dual harmonies as they rain down in golden showers upon thy brow. 8. Fill thy bosom herewith, the joy of thunderous rapture, the muscular flexing of the Lord's creation, and fall to thy knees in worship.
