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Word of the day 'egotesticle'.

Word of the day 'egotesticle'.

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I've just been accused of being, "arrogant, sarcastic and egotesticle"!

I'm fine with the arrogant and sarcastic part, but, I can find no definition for the word 'egotesticle'. I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. Please help me.

Thanks & Regards.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I've just been accused of being, "arrogant, sarcastic and egotesticle"!

I'm fine with the arrogant and sarcastic part, but, I can find no definition for the word 'egotesticle'. I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. Please help me.

Thanks & Regards.
They called you a self-centered nut.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I've just been accused of being, "arrogant, sarcastic and egotesticle"!

I'm fine with the arrogant and sarcastic part, but, I can find no definition for the word 'egotesticle'. I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. Please help me.

Thanks & Regards.
It means that your testicles are your own.

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egotistical
A conceited, boastful person.
A selfish, self-centered person

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Originally posted by MIODude
egotistical
A conceited, boastful person.
A selfish, self-centered person
I don'te believe that 'egotesticle' has the same meaning. Phlabby may be balls on with his definition. An alternate definition might be 'one who's balls are bigger than his brains'... I suspect that 'egotesticle' people frequently get beaten down.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I've just been accused of being, "arrogant, sarcastic and egotesticle"!

I'm fine with the arrogant and sarcastic part, but, I can find no definition for the word 'egotesticle'. I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. Please help me.

Thanks & Regards.
It means your soul is confined in your nut-sack, and you need a tantric fisting of epic proportions to free it, Weedhopper.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
It means your soul is confined in your nut-sack, and you need a tantric fisting of epic proportions to free it, Weedhopper.
Please describe in detail this 'Tantric Fisting' you speak of.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Please describe in detail this 'Tantric Fisting' you speak of.
Lots of candles, soft sitar music, a bucket of lard, and your Tantrika for the evening- former East German woman's shot put champion, Hellga.

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egotesticles = "I" balls

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Lots of candles, soft sitar music, a bucket of lard, and your Tantrika for the evening- former East German woman's shot put champion, Hellga.
If she brings her own 'balls', I'm running for the hills.

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Originally posted by Crowley
If she brings her own 'balls', I'm running for the hills.
Otherwise you're up for it?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Otherwise you're up for it?
Nothing like a tantric fisting to make you regular.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Do you have a number for Helga?

The bran flakes haven't been doing their usual magic this week.
It's "H-e-l-l-g-a", with two "l's".

I'll pm her number to you. You don't have any bumpy bicycle rides planned for the next two weeks, do you? Her last initiant lost an entire Schwinn seat from riding too early.

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or it could mean your ego is bigger than your testicles😵