Worst advice you've ever gotten

I'd have to say mine was when I was younger, prepping myself to fight a much older, much larger girl on my block, my older brother whispered into my ear: "Just kick her in the nuts."

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
I'd have to say mine was when I was younger, prepping myself to fight a much older, much larger girl on my block, my older brother whispered into my ear: "Just kick her in the nuts."

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
I'd have to say mine was when I was younger, prepping myself to fight a much older, much larger girl on my block, my older brother whispered into my ear: "Just kick her in the nuts."

Originally posted by TheMCP
The much bigger question would be if she beat you? XD

~The MCP

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Yeah. I was maybe 8, she was 14 or 15 and fat as all hell.

Edit: It wasn't like a fistfight or anything, you know how little kids fight. She sat on me though, and I'm still alive, which explains my belief in God.

At a party we were hosting in college, one of my roommates told me to throw out the rowdy skinny little $**t who was making a scene in the kitchen. I was too drunk to be alarmed by the smartass saying, "And ignore that ring that says he's the state ti-kwon-do(sp-whatever) champion, he bought that in a pawn shop."

I'm 6'1" and weigh 220, and this kid's 5'6" 160(with rocks in his pockets).

The little bastard kicked me in the side of the head.

Hide it in the spare tire,they never check there.

The worst advice I got was when I was about 13-14 years old and got this part time job on an army barracks helping in the kitchen. We had to peel loads of potatoes and the smartass squaddies I was helping said that when he came round moaning at us, to tell the sargeant to eff off and he would leave us alone. Haha, I got sacked. Out of the corner of my eye I could see the squaddies laughing their bollox off.

Close your eyes when u cross the road

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Worst advice you've ever gotten

my worst advice I got was when a gang of young hooligans were after me when I was 9 and them all about 12, my stepdad said to go out and stare at them to let them know I wasnt scared......after staring at them for about 5minutes they legged me around the estate for an hour and a half!! the fastest ive ran all my life! lol

"never lie." has probably got me into more trouble than anything else.

'tell all the girls you love them, don't worry... start worrying when they answer back they do too' from my grandma

😛

"Buy mutual funds!"

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Yeah. I was maybe 8, she was 14 or 15 and fat as all hell.

Edit: It wasn't like a fistfight or anything, you know how little kids fight. She sat on me though, and I'm still alive, which explains my belief in God.